1 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:28,529 (light jazz music) 2 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,661 (glass shattering) 3 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,810 - Come on, Buddy. 4 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:30,744 Be careful. 5 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,813 Watch out for that glass. 6 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:34,748 Mm. 7 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,751 What the hell is wrong with people? 8 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,986 Huh, Buddy? 9 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,588 Doesn't it seem like everybody is 10 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,956 getting stupider and stupider? 11 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:46,059 Why did they have to be breaking somebody's window? 12 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,395 Huh, Buddy? 13 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,497 Are you listening to me? 14 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,499 I know what you're thinking about. 15 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,233 You just want to eat. 16 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,703 Let's go now. 17 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:58,038 'Cause I got to get to work. 18 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,408 You hold onto that ball. 19 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,376 What do you think you're going to have for breakfast 20 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,877 this morning, huh? 21 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,080 Bacon and eggs? 22 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,215 Ha, ha. 23 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,049 You wish. 24 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,426 - [Joe] What are you, a cat or a rabbit? 25 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,127 - [Mary] Kitty cat. 26 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,495 - No. 27 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,632 You're a rabbit, a fuzzy-headed little rabbit. 28 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,466 - Mm. 29 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,169 You've got a hard-on. 30 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,804 No, I don't. - You do too. 31 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:34,775 - Mary, don't you think I'd know it if I had a hard-on? 32 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,344 - Then what's this? 33 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,079 - That's a carrot I keep to feed the little rabbit with. 34 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,749 (Mary laughing) 35 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,617 - Come on, Joe. 36 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,485 Stop. 37 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,653 I don't have time. 38 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,120 We'll do it tonight, okay? 39 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,691 - Okay, if that's what you want, I'll stop. 40 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,027 - Oh, all right. 41 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:54,962 Quick. 42 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,130 Get a rubber, carrot boy. 43 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,667 - Well, let's just do it without. 44 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,834 - No! 45 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,570 Come on, I don't want to get pregnant. 46 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,404 No. 47 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,237 - All right, all right. 48 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,072 Calm down. 49 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:05,906 I get it. 50 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:06,740 Just a second. 51 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,075 - Help! 52 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:08,909 Help! 53 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,245 Somebody help me, please! 54 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,248 Help! 55 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,251 Help! 56 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,521 That man stole my dog! 57 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,855 - Joe, call the police! 58 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:22,723 - What's the matter? 59 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,991 - Oh, my god! 60 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:24,958 Someone just stole this woman's dog! 61 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,327 Call the police! - Help me! 62 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,962 Help! 63 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,130 - Shit! - [Woman] Stop! 64 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,231 - [Mary] Oh, god. 65 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,233 I see him. - You stole my dog! 66 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,101 Buddy! 67 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,403 - Come on, now. - Buddy! 68 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,805 - I see you, you prick! - Stop, please! 69 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,573 - [Mary] We're calling the police, ma'am. 70 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,074 - He stole my dog! 71 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,544 Buddy! 72 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,378 Buddy! 73 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,315 (upbeat jazz music) 74 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,428 - Hey. 75 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,796 Hey, where are you going? 76 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,230 - Sorry, babe. 77 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,799 I've got to split. 78 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,968 - Oh, don't you want some breakfast? 79 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:41,802 - No. 80 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,203 No time for that. 81 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,173 What's with this lock? 82 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,008 - You turn it to the left. 83 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,009 To the left. 84 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,245 Am I going to see you again? 85 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,080 - Oh, sure. 86 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,314 Of course, babe. 87 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,650 I'll give you a call sometime. 88 00:06:56,650 --> 00:07:00,420 Take it easy. - Do you like rollerblading? 89 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,891 (upbeat jazz music) 90 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:04,725 Oh, shit. 91 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,798 - Joe, is this blouse too revealing? 92 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,000 - Look at this. 93 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,302 There's Joe Schmo, talented new actor. 94 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,471 And here's Miss Quim, talented new actress. 95 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,906 - Joe. - He's standing on the street 96 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,240 in an overcoat. 97 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,809 And she's lying on the floor in her underwear 98 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,744 with her boobs hanging out. 99 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,578 - So? 100 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,013 - What do you mean, so? 101 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,915 Here it is, 25 years after women's liberation. 102 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,850 And women are still being reduced to selling 103 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,418 themselves as sex objects. 104 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,653 - Maybe she doesn't feel reduced. 105 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:36,590 Maybe she feels proud of her sexuality. 106 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,258 - Well, maybe he's proud of his sexuality. 107 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,160 Why isn't he crawling across the floor 108 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,562 with his balls hanging out? 109 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,763 (Mary laughing) 110 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,031 And what do boobs have to do with acting? 111 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,465 Nothing. 112 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,501 I'm going to write a book about this. 113 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,937 - You're not working today? 114 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,138 - Yes, I'm working. 115 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,606 I'm working a lunch, and then I have 116 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,007 that audition with the casting director at three. 117 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,142 - Right. 118 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,777 Oh, good luck, hon. - Thank you. 119 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,713 - Um, listen, I still need a check for the rent. 120 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,281 - What, again? 121 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,016 - Yeah, it kind of works that way. 122 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,852 You know, once a month? 123 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,621 Oh, remember we have dinner with Raina and Alex tonight. 124 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,256 And I think they're bringing the baby. 125 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,625 - [Joe] All right, I'll meet you after the audition. 126 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,794 - Good luck, honey. - Bye. 127 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,431 - There you are, Mr. Bob. 128 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,466 Clean and pressed. 129 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,701 Very nice. 130 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,469 - It's is a piece of shit, Chang. 131 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,303 - Oh, no. 132 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,172 It's a very nice tuxedo. 133 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,339 - It's a piece of shit. 134 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,775 And I'll tell you something. 135 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,678 The next time I come inhere, I'll give it to you. 136 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:31,612 - Oh, no. 137 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,581 Mr. Bob, keep your tuxedo. 138 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:34,815 - No, it's yours. 139 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,851 A little souvenir from me to you. 140 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,753 You know what that means, souvenir? 141 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:40,988 - Yes. 142 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,024 I think it means you are full of shit. 143 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,359 - (laughing) Keep going to night school. 144 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,962 (upbeat music) 145 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,766 - Looking good today, sugar tits. 146 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,912 - Hello, Miss Taylor? 147 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,346 It's Dee Dee, isn't it? 148 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,781 It's really great to meet you. 149 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,382 Thank you for seeing me. 150 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,618 But how could you miss me? 151 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:14,822 I'm standing right in front of you. (laughing) 152 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,957 What I'm going to do for you today, Miss Taylor, 153 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,059 is one of Hap's speeches from Arthur Miller's "Death 154 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,327 of a Salesman." 155 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,605 You know, Biff, sometimes I want to just rip my clothes off 156 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,040 in the middle of that store and outbox 157 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,876 that god damn merchandise manager. 158 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,211 I mean, I can outbox, outrun, and outlift 159 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,513 anybody in that store. 160 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:43,150 And I have to take orders from those common, petty sons 161 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,553 of bitches till I can't stand it anymore. 162 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:51,725 You see, everybody around me is so false. 163 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,561 I'm constantly lowering my ideals. 164 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,431 Hello, Miss Taylor? 165 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,867 It's Dee Dee, isn't it? 166 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:04,872 (upbeat music) (all chattering) 167 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,180 - Where are the biker boys? 168 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,616 All right, biker boys, show me those abs. 169 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,518 Okay. 170 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,887 Flex, flex, flex, flex, flex. 171 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:24,091 That's what we want, beautiful, tight, chunky abs. 172 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:24,925 Yes. 173 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:26,894 Oil the abs. 174 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,135 I want a boa constrictor or a python. 175 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,136 Morning, ladies. 176 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,470 10 minutes. - Morning. 177 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,173 - Let's go! - I don't know, Mary. 178 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:45,445 I'm sort of giving up on the whole human race. 179 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,081 - Why, honey, what's the matter? 180 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,984 - Everybody is so superficial. 181 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,952 - Oh. 182 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,253 - I am sick of it. 183 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:57,190 I am sick of all this superficial bullshit. 184 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,860 I'm a very spiritual person. 185 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,328 - Are you really? 186 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,963 - Oh, very spiritual. 187 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,699 Have you seen "The Little Mermaid"? 188 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,400 - The cartoon? 189 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,570 - Oh, it's not just a cartoon, Mary. 190 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,840 If you look just a little closer, 191 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,642 you will find a spiritual message in every single one 192 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:18,311 of Walt Disney's films. 193 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:22,049 Could we please change this fucking music? 194 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,216 - Oh, sure, baby. 195 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,818 What do you want to hear? 196 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,652 Hole? 197 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,887 Snoopy Dog Dog? 198 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,555 - Any, anything, okay? 199 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,723 Christ. 200 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,359 Douche would be better than this shit. 201 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,393 It's depressing. 202 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,627 - Is Douche good? 203 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,628 - I'm not going to be able to work 204 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,765 with this depressing shit. 205 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,967 It's 10 o'clock, and I'm already depressed. 206 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,202 I, I look depressed, don't I? 207 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,036 - No. 208 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,137 No. 209 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,373 You look beautiful. 210 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,909 (upbeat music) 211 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,593 - Hey, ya little baby. 212 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,928 Come here, sweetheart. 213 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,129 - Hey! 214 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,030 What the hell's the matter with you? 215 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,864 - What? 216 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,799 - Don't what me. 217 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,000 You know what I'm talking about. 218 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,868 What if that was your granddaughter? 219 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,702 Huh? 220 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,371 You old fucking scumbag. 221 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,108 - [Man] Hey, just leave me alone. 222 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,820 - Jesus. 223 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,490 Excuse me. 224 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,726 Do I know you? 225 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,029 - No, I, I don't think so. 226 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,064 - God, the way you smiled at me, I feel like I've 227 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,366 known you my whole life. 228 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,535 - That's so sweet. 229 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,238 Are you in a relationship? 230 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,873 - Yes, I am. 231 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,008 - You don't sound very happy about it. 232 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,244 - Well, I, I love my girlfriend very much. 233 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,780 It's just that I don't think that she 234 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,151 understands me in a real emotional or sexual way. 235 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,518 - Yeah. 236 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,187 I sense that in you. 237 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,991 You know, this is going to sound really crazy. 238 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,727 But I feel like I've knownyou my whole life too. 239 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,129 - Really? - Yeah. 240 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,934 And I'd like to give you a blow job right now. 241 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,602 - Right now? 242 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,770 - Do you mind? 243 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,308 (upbeat music) 244 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,651 - You didn't go in? - No, I didn't go in. 245 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,087 I'm in a relationship. 246 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,655 I can't go sniffing every bird that flies by. 247 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,191 - She was a real blonde? 248 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,459 - Kind of hard to tell from the street, Bob. 249 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,494 - Yeah. 250 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,795 I know what you mean. 251 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,597 I met this model last night. 252 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,266 I thought she was blonde till we got back to her place. 253 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,202 It turned out she was fake. 254 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,137 Straight out of a bottle. 255 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,271 It's too bad. 256 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,706 She was sweet too. 257 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,707 - What? 258 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,741 You're not going to see her again 259 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,143 because she dyes her hair? 260 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,612 - (whistling) Let's go. 261 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,479 All right, lads. 262 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,314 Look sharp. 263 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,148 Come on. 264 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,984 All right, gentlemen. 265 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,219 Front and center. 266 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,786 Everyone pay attention. 267 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,223 You will divide into eight two-man squads. 268 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,325 First man in pours the red wine. 269 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,193 Second man in serves the finger food. 270 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,263 And it is called finger food precisely because it is 271 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,465 to be eaten with the fingers. 272 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,466 No utensils. 273 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,268 Any questions? 274 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,769 - Ernst, I have a question. 275 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,238 Are you wearing a girdle? 276 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,672 Because your ass looks incredible in those pants. 277 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,274 (all laughing) 278 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,044 - (chuckling) No, I am not wearing a girdle. 279 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,246 But you can be assured that if I catch any of you 280 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,148 faggots looking at my ass, I'll fire 281 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,683 the whole fucking lot of you. 282 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,320 - Hey, Ernst, we're not all gay, you know. 283 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,824 - That, my dear, straight friend, is your problem. 284 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,226 To your stations. 285 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430 (fingers snapping) 286 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,767 (light orchestral music) 287 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,695 What is your name? 288 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,529 - Joe. 289 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,463 Joe Finnegan. 290 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,431 - Who hired you, did I hire you? 291 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,365 - Yes, you did. 292 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,566 I was recommended by Bob. 293 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,501 - Don't ever let the neck of a bottle 294 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,969 touch the rim of the glass. 295 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,370 And smile, for god's sake. 296 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,873 You look like you're at a fucking funeral. 297 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,125 - My balls are killing me. 298 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,527 - Why? 299 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,095 - That model I was with last night. 300 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,563 She was like an animal. 301 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,764 19. 302 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,133 One of those tight little asses you just 303 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,800 want to take a bite out of. 304 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,635 - Jesus. 305 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,404 Where did you meet her? 306 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,239 - This bar. 307 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,173 TNA. 308 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,674 I'll take you down there. 309 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,177 All the chicks there are these gorgeous high-class models, 310 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,645 even the waitresses. 311 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,080 - If they're such high-class models, 312 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,614 what are they doing waitressing? 313 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,116 - Hey, you're doing it. 314 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,151 - So are you. 315 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,319 - Not for much longer, pal. 316 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,688 Guess who just got a part on a soap? 317 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,558 - Get out of here. - "Passion Crest." 318 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,261 Recurring character, Dirk Drake. 319 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,395 - I wouldn't do a soap. 320 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,396 It's not even acting. 321 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,730 - $3,600 a week. 322 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,502 Act that, you sorry, broke-ass fucking waiter. 323 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,837 - Feel the jeans, Sahara. 324 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,972 Come on. 325 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,006 Feel those jeans. 326 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,175 Yeah. 327 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,076 Feel it. 328 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:49,976 Come on, go for it. 329 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:50,810 You know where it is. 330 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,811 Let's go. 331 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:52,712 You're not with me, Sahara. 332 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,880 Come on, Sahara. 333 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,015 All right, kill the fan. 334 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,751 Sahara, you know that I love you? 335 00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,986 - Yes. 336 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,020 - [Blair] And you know that you're my favorite? 337 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,389 - Oh, yes. 338 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,991 - That's why I want you to go deeper with me. 339 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,927 I want the pure essence of your sexuality. 340 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,996 - I thought that's what I was doing. 341 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:10,830 - You are. 342 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,065 But this woman is, 343 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,134 she's fearless, just like you. 344 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,335 She's bold. 345 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,537 She can do something a little kinky, 346 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,739 maybe a little dirty, sexually, 347 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,242 and be absolutely fine with it. 348 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,243 Understand? 349 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,178 - I think so. - Good. 350 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,379 Good. 351 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,580 - Maybe you should just shoot her 352 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,616 getting fucked by a poodle. 353 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,650 - What? 354 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,352 Why a poodle? 355 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,155 - I've always wanted a Jack Russell. 356 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,325 (all laughing) 357 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,926 - You ever feel like fooling around? 358 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:40,893 - Sure. 359 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,395 Sometimes I get the urge. 360 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,164 You know, just like everyone else. 361 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,634 Basically, I'd say that Mary and I are pretty happy. 362 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,402 - Well, that's good. - Yeah, you know. 363 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,403 Sex is good. 364 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,274 Could be a little better. 365 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,043 Sometimes I wish Mary was a little bit more- 366 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,511 - What? 367 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:02,482 - I wish sometimes that she'd just go a little bit wild, 368 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,485 like you said that model did, go crazy on me. 369 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,054 See, I need that, Bob. 370 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,589 - Well, come on, man. 371 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,990 Look on the bright side. 372 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,859 You've got stability, right? 373 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,162 Some people need that. 374 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,696 All right, I'm heading this way. 375 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,664 - When do you start the soap? 376 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,066 - Tomorrow morning, my friend. 377 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,801 - Then I guess I won't be seeing you. 378 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,635 - No. 379 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,404 Hey, come on. 380 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,173 We'll get together. 381 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,175 I'll give you a call sometime. 382 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,510 (upbeat jazz music) 383 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,011 - Dirk Drake, huh? 384 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,815 "Passion Crest." - $3,600 a week! 385 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,222 - What is wrong with people, you know? 386 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,357 Every day it seems like everybody's just 387 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,594 getting stupider and stupider. 388 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,198 - You seem rather agitated today, Mary. 389 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,199 - I am agitated. 390 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,700 I am. 391 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,568 You know, every morning I pass this guy in the street. 392 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,305 And he always makes some disgusting comment to me. 393 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,707 - Why don't you take a different route? 394 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,642 - Because I don't want to take a different route. 395 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,012 Why should I let that scumbag dictate how I live my life? 396 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,980 - Mm-hmm. - What I feel like doing 397 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,216 is taking him by the hair 398 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,818 and smashing his face right into the sidewalk. 399 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,554 - (chuckling) Perhaps we can find a more productive 400 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,756 outlet for your anger. 401 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,025 Another female patient of mine 402 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,127 is taking a self-defense class 403 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,962 that is quite unique. 404 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,664 - I don't need self-defense. 405 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,466 - Hear me out, Mary. - Okay. 406 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,967 - The instructor has apparently 407 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,871 devised a series of exercises designed to help women cope 408 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,608 with the more ordinary rudenesses they encounter 409 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,744 on a day-to-day basis. 410 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,947 I'm going to get his telephone number for you. 411 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,816 And you call him when you feel like it. 412 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,452 A physical activity like this might 413 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:49,622 alleviate some of that hostility you have for men. 414 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,026 - Am I hostile towards men? 415 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,764 - We'll talk about that next week. 416 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,031 - Oh, okay. 417 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,300 - And might I add that blouse you're wearing 418 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,235 is especially becoming. 419 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,972 - Thank you, Dr. Leuter. 420 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,975 (upbeat jazz music) 421 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,580 - You know, Biff, 422 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,584 sometimes I want to just rip my clothes off 423 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,752 in the middle of that store and outbox that god damn 424 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,489 sales merchandise manager. 425 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,390 I mean, ah! 426 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,026 Sorry. 427 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,762 I, I, uh, forgot my line. 428 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,697 - Oh, that's all right. 429 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,799 Really, really it is, Joe. 430 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,603 So well, we have a little problem with your credits here. 431 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,072 I mean, there's no TV, no commercials, no soaps. 432 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,475 - I'm not that interested in doing soap operas. 433 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,276 - Oh. 434 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,012 Why is that? 435 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,714 Well, that's not even acting, is it? 436 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,082 I mean, not the kind of acting that I want to do. 437 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,318 I mean, it's fake. 438 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,852 And it's stupid. 439 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,287 - Well, it's clear that you and I have absolutely 440 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,922 nothing to talk about. 441 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,923 Goodbye. 442 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,491 - Excuse me, Miss Taylor. 443 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,192 What did I say? 444 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,330 - What every other no name, no credit actor says when 445 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,731 he comes through that door. 446 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,133 I mean, who the hell do you think you are? 447 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,401 Tom Cruise? 448 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,602 Well, you're not. 449 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,170 And believe me, you're stupid if you 450 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,505 think that I would hire any actor who 451 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,474 wasn't damn willing to work. 452 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,808 - Well, you misunderstood. 453 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,310 - This is a business. 454 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,712 If you don't understand that, then you don't belong in it. 455 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,547 Go away. 456 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,182 - You're right, Miss Taylor. 457 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,283 This is a business. 458 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,218 I understand that. 459 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,855 I'm beginning to understand that. 460 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,891 I didn't mean that I wouldn't work on a soap. 461 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,159 If there was something that you 462 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,861 thought I could do, of course I would do it. 463 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:35,795 Really. 464 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,664 I would love to work on a soap. 465 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,065 - How old are you? 466 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:39,899 - 35. 467 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,170 - 35. 468 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,006 No credits, no agent. 469 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,345 All right, let's get real, Joe. 470 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,915 Have you got a bathing suit? 471 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,283 - I could get one. 472 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,785 - Good. 473 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,053 There's a Madonna video coming up, kind of a beach theme. 474 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,689 You might be right for it. 475 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:06,759 Unless, of course, you don't do music videos. 476 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,762 - (laughing) Of course I do. 477 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,664 That would be great, Miss Taylor. 478 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,400 Or is it Dee Dee? 479 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,734 - Thanks, Joe. 480 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,536 I'll be in touch. 481 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,539 (singer vocalizing) 482 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,743 - [Woman] Hey, guys. 483 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,846 Come on back and see Chavonne, New York's hottest blonde. 484 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:31,150 She's a college girl majoring in sexy, sexy, sexy. 485 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,084 That's right. 486 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,820 You there in the overcoat- 487 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,589 - This, uh, college chick. 488 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,757 Is she a real blonde? 489 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:38,591 - Oh, yeah. 490 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:39,759 Beautiful. 491 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,628 Sexy, sexy chick, man. 492 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,963 Like Madonna, but blonde. 493 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,297 Very blonde. 494 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:49,235 - All right, so I'll take a buck's worth. 495 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,136 - [Woman] Here he comes. 496 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,103 He knows the real thing. 497 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,639 How about you other guys, huh? 498 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:56,609 Don't you want to see Chavonne, New York's hottest blonde. 499 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,178 (upbeat dance music) 500 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,081 (singer vocalizing) 501 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,322 (Bob moaning) 502 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:19,932 (upbeat music) (all chattering) 503 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,003 - Thank you. 504 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,139 I love this little puppy. 505 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,207 I love her, I love her, 506 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,442 I love her, I love her. 507 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,276 - We love her too. 508 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:32,745 Don't we, Cassiopeia? 509 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,913 - Hey there, little Cassie. 510 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,915 - We don't call her Cassie, Joe. 511 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,216 We have a strict rule. 512 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,586 Her whole name or no name at all. 513 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,419 - Sorry. 514 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,387 That's a good rule. 515 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,723 - It's so great to see you guys. 516 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,257 It's been too long. 517 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,127 We've been absolutely crazed since Alex's show. 518 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,796 - Absolutely crazed. 519 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,198 I'm in three galleries now. 520 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,167 The paintings are selling so fast I don't even have time 521 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,803 to stretch a canvas. 522 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,840 If you need a job, Joe, I could put you to work tomorrow. 523 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,941 - Oh, thanks. 524 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,375 I got a job. 525 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,312 - You know, I don't think we've seen you since "Il Piano." 526 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,614 - Oh, my god. 527 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,548 I love that movie. 528 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,583 Wasn't that a great movie? 529 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,485 - A great, great flick. 530 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,022 One of the best, really. 531 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,190 That movie was a piece of shit. 532 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,693 (all laughing) 533 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,962 - Are you kidding? 534 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,697 - No, I'm not kidding. 535 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:25,898 Come on. 536 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,366 It was nothing but a glorified romance novel. 537 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,969 Spirited, sensuous young woman leaves her uptight husband 538 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:34,607 for the man of her dreams, a masculine but sensitive native 539 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,443 with earrings and tattoos. 540 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:38,678 - Sorry, Joe. 541 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,012 But I think you completely missed 542 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,514 what this film was about. 543 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,348 - Oh. 544 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,450 What was it about? 545 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,753 - Well, it was about a lot of things. 546 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,088 It was about courage, freedom. 547 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:53,526 It was about unrestricted, unconditional, primal love. 548 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,696 - Yeah, you're way off on this, man. 549 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:57,897 - I'm just curious. 550 00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,766 Has anyone seen "The Little Mermaid"? 551 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:04,170 - Besides, it was only on every top 10 list in the country. 552 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,672 - So what? 553 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,073 What are those two going to do for the rest of their lives, 554 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,908 stand around and stare at each other 555 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,409 all loving and unconditional? 556 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:12,612 Do you think that they'll ever have a real argument the way 557 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,146 that real people do? 558 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,482 Do you think that she would ever say to him, hey, Kimba, 559 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,751 you know, I really love your masculine sensitivity, 560 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:20,653 but do you think that just once you 561 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,488 could remember to lift the toilet seat 562 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:23,956 before you take a piss? 563 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,457 - I completely agree with you. 564 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,127 My boyfriend loved the movie so much, I broke up with him. 565 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,028 - Which movie? 566 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,329 - "Il Piano." - Yeah. 567 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:32,765 What the hell was that movie all about? 568 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:34,000 - I liked it. - Huh? 569 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,034 - [Man] You liked Harvey Keitel's ass. 570 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,202 - No, that's utterly untrue. 571 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,403 I did not like that movie. 572 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:38,771 - But what else was there to like about it? 573 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:39,906 - What are they talking about? 574 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,808 - "Il Piano." 575 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:42,809 - Great photography. 576 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,276 - That little girl bugged me. 577 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,512 If I had a daughter like that, I'd kick her fucking ass. 578 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:47,446 - You ask me something. 579 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:50,116 You don't wait for me to answer. 580 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,351 - As it should be. 581 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,620 Who the hell wants to see a man nude? 582 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,553 Who cares? 583 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,088 - I thought it was incredible. 584 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:58,524 I cried through most of it. 585 00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:00,359 - You did cry, and I was proud of you. 586 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,062 (all chattering) 587 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,336 You went on and on and on about it. 588 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,238 I mean, it was a little embarrassing. 589 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,674 - Well, I just didn't feel like listening to him blab 590 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,308 about his paintings all night. 591 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,177 Did you hear that little dig about a job? 592 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,779 - What dig? 593 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:23,816 - That I could come work for him stretching canvases. 594 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,485 What do I look like, a fucking handyman? 595 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:28,821 - Joe, why are you so angry? 596 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,457 Did your audition go badly? 597 00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:32,391 Is that it? 598 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:33,592 - No, actually, it went great. 599 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,361 I really nailed the monologue. 600 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:37,630 And afterward, she looked at my resume and said, 601 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,431 "You don't have any soaps on here." 602 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,266 And I said, "I know I don't. 603 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,433 You want to know why? 604 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,270 Because I don't consider that acting." 605 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,538 - You said that? 606 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:47,373 - Yep. 607 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:48,540 And you know what? 608 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,642 She may have something for me already. 609 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,743 - What? - A Madonna video. 610 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:53,312 - Joe, that's fantastic. 611 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,347 I mean, that could lead to something. 612 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:56,749 And it's money, right? 613 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:57,684 - That's right, Mary. 614 00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:58,550 That's what I'm learning. 615 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,385 It's a business. 616 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,053 It's all a business. 617 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,221 - Guess what? 618 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,990 I might take a self-defense class. 619 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:04,924 - Why? 620 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:06,492 Well, Dr. Leuter said it might 621 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,594 help me deal with my hostility. 622 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:11,130 - Your what? - Uh, the assholes 623 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,099 on the street. 624 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:13,933 - Oh. 625 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,134 Well, that's great. 626 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,335 So that's what you guys talk about in there? 627 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,804 - That and other things. 628 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:18,637 Why? 629 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:20,773 - Just curious. 630 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:23,843 Bob got a job on a soap. 631 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,712 He's not doing the catering anymore. 632 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:28,380 Told me he met this blonde model. 633 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,417 They went back to her place and had kinky sex all night. 634 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,219 - Is that what you'd like? 635 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,521 Kinky sex with a blonde model? 636 00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:37,990 - Well, she wouldn't necessarily have to be a model. 637 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:38,925 - What? 638 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:39,859 I'm not kinky enough for you? 639 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,994 - I never said that. 640 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,195 - You implied it. 641 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,663 - I did not. 642 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,366 I was simply telling you about what happened to Bob. 643 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,068 Of course, you're kinky. 644 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,070 You're very kinky, okay? 645 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:56,575 We both know that sometimes I have to- 646 00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:57,710 - What? 647 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,179 - Well, you know. - No. 648 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,113 - Initiate things. 649 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,014 - You do not. 650 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:02,982 What about this morning? 651 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,083 - Well, actually, if you recall, 652 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,152 I suggested that we make love. 653 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:09,255 And your first response was no. 654 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,422 - Christ. 655 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,158 I thought we had a pretty healthy sex life. 656 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,160 And now you're telling me you're bored with me? 657 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,327 - Could just hold on a second? 658 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:16,829 The only thing that I'm suggesting 659 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:21,700 is that perhaps we could be a little bit more spontaneous. 660 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,335 - How? 661 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,171 Well, for one thing, by not having 662 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,539 to wear a rubber all the time. 663 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,574 - I'm sorry, Joe. 664 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:31,143 I don't want to get pregnant. 665 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,012 It just seems a little bit odd to me 666 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:35,714 that for somebody who's so against getting pregnant, 667 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,384 you seem to be infatuated with babies. 668 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,253 I mean, Christ, you were allover that little Tapioca. 669 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,654 - Cassiopeia. 670 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:43,555 And so what? 671 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:44,723 I like babies. 672 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:49,428 I just don't want to have one of my own. 673 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:50,696 - That's great. 674 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,464 - Why? 675 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,066 Do you want to have a baby? 676 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:54,901 - No. 677 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,006 - I'm not going to have a kid until we can afford it. 678 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,841 - What does money have to do with it? 679 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:02,975 - You don't have any. 680 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,110 - Other people have kids. 681 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,277 How do they do it? 682 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,745 - Either they hire somebody, or one of them 683 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,081 stays home and takes care of the baby. 684 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,784 Are you going to do it? 685 00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:13,920 If you think I'm going to give up my career, 686 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,222 you're crazy. (laughing) 687 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,825 - What are we talking about this for? 688 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:19,658 - You brought it up. 689 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:21,060 - No, I didn't. 690 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,561 I was talking about something completely different. 691 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:26,198 - Well, what were you talking about? 692 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,434 - Let's just drop it, okay? 693 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,871 - And now you're all pissed off. 694 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,273 - What makes you say that? 695 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,876 (upbeat music) 696 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:52,791 - You know that I never thought I'd see you again? 697 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,495 - I told you I'd call you, didn't I? 698 00:29:56,495 --> 00:30:00,199 - Yes, but I thought maybe you didn't like me. 699 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,368 - Hey, what's not to like? 700 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,307 - Do you like my eyes? 701 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,010 - Mm-hmm. 702 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,845 - Do you like my body? 703 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:13,779 - Oh, yeah. 704 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,648 - Do you like my hair? 705 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,085 Do you? 706 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,554 What's the matter? 707 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,389 - Nothing. 708 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:25,191 - Oh, come on. 709 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:26,692 What's the matter? 710 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,661 - Excuse me. - Bob, come on. 711 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,297 Wait. 712 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,264 What's wrong? - God damn it. 713 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:34,333 I said nothing was wrong! 714 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:38,404 - There's a message. 715 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:39,405 Did you hear this? 716 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,272 - No. 717 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,373 It's probably for you. 718 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,741 (machine beeping) 719 00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,276 - [Madonna] Hi, this is Madonna. 720 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,178 It's Wednesday, about 2:55. 721 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,713 Sorry for calling so late. 722 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,115 I'm trying to reach Joe Finnegan. 723 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:51,817 Joe, can you please call me immediately at 555- 724 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,685 - Jesus fucking Christ. 725 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,822 - Do you really think it's her? 726 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:57,656 - Of course it's her. 727 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:58,857 Who else would it be? 728 00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,959 She's probably calling about the video. 729 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,828 - [Madonna] Immediately at 555-0270. 730 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,965 - You know, Joe, Madonna is an international superstar. 731 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:09,668 I mean, I seriously doubt she's going to call you at home. 732 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,638 At the very least, she'd have her assistant call, right? 733 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,773 - Mary, I've heard she gets personally involved 734 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:16,408 in all of her projects. 735 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,644 She probably saw my picture on the wall and said, hey, 736 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:21,948 maybe I'll feature Joe Finnegan in my video. 737 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,182 - All right. 738 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:25,317 All right, well, call her. 739 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,585 - Well, it's only nine o'clock. 740 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,554 She's probably still sleeping. 741 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:29,388 - Oh. 742 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,222 Okay. 743 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,191 I'm going then. 744 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:33,926 Hey, call me if you reach her. 745 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,194 - [Joe] Oh, I will. 746 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:36,262 - [Both] Bye. 747 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,801 (upbeat music) 748 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:52,644 (phone beeping) 749 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,023 - [Man] Hey, baby. 750 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,257 Come sit on my face. 751 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,892 - Oh, grow up, you stupid asshole. 752 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:07,726 - Get angry, baby! 753 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:08,560 I like it! 754 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,096 Makes my dick hard. 755 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,764 See? (laughing) 756 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,438 (electricity crackling) 757 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,772 Ah! 758 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,041 Ah. 759 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,942 - [Mary] Why do you say that shit, huh? 760 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,011 Why? 761 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:25,978 - [Man] God, stop! 762 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:27,246 Stop, please! 763 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,247 - No, I'm not going to fucking stop until you 764 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,748 tell me why you say it. 765 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,783 Do you think you're going to meet women this way? 766 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:35,154 You think some woman is going to turn around and say, hey, 767 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:37,923 there's a fucking guy I'd like to go out with? 768 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:39,425 - No! 769 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:42,928 No, I'm just a coward, a miserable fucking coward. 770 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:44,763 Ohh. 771 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:49,335 (all screaming) 772 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,970 (man chuckling) 773 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:58,077 - Dirk, I'm so happy I could cry. 774 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,281 - Don't even think of it, Deanna. 775 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:05,284 - I wish I could tell Mother about the wedding. 776 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:09,521 - We will, as soon as she's out of the coma. 777 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:12,524 - But Dirk, that could take forever. 778 00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:15,194 - Until then. 779 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,598 - Mm. 780 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:22,334 (dramatic music) 781 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,486 - [Carl] Cut! 782 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,488 What's next, cis? - Page 35. 783 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:45,691 Living room, Garth finds out Sandy is his sister. 784 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,293 20 minutes to set up. 785 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,127 - Okay! 786 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,561 Let's hear it for Bob! 787 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:50,396 Whoo! 788 00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:00,772 (Bob sighing) 789 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,815 (dramatic music) 790 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,486 (knocking on door) 791 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,321 - Enter. 792 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,723 - Hey, Bob. 793 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:18,557 Whoa. 794 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,759 Great fucking abs, man. 795 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:22,027 - Thanks, Roy. 796 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,895 - [Roy] We should work out together sometime. 797 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,331 - Yeah, we should. 798 00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:27,733 - Hey, did you see the ratings are up three points? 799 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,567 - Saw that. 800 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:29,401 - Yeah, yeah. 801 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,836 Keep that up, homes. 802 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,070 Yeah. 803 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,905 Hey, did you sign those contracts yet? 804 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,141 - Any day, Roy. 805 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,977 - Fucking Valentino, man. 806 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,013 - "Bring me no more reports. 807 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,682 Let them fly all. 808 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:46,452 Till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane. 809 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:48,387 What's the boy, Malcolm?" 810 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:49,455 - You decent? 811 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,591 - Yes. 812 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:54,493 - Too bad. 813 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,765 - Ah, Deanna, I see your innocence 814 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,867 is merely a part you play. 815 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,236 - Hmm. 816 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:05,871 You're a good actor, Bob. 817 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:06,705 - Thanks. 818 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,539 Thank you. 819 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:09,908 And so are you. 820 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,443 - I know I am. 821 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,846 You know, we could have done a lot more with that scene. 822 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:15,781 - The kiss. 823 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,451 - Oh, are you kidding? 824 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,120 That little tickle thing you did with your tongue? 825 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,555 I swear. 826 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:24,823 If I didn't have on three pairs of underwear, 827 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,692 I might have knocked over a light stand. 828 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:30,329 - (chuckling) Shut up! 829 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,097 - Oh, damn, Kelly. 830 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:33,899 You're a nice girl. 831 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:36,802 Too bad you're not real blonde. 832 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:38,504 - What are you talking about? 833 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:39,771 - Don't even try to bullshit me, Kelly. 834 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:43,542 I know a real blonde when I see one. 835 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:47,145 - Well, then you must be fucking blind. 836 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,847 - Wait a second. 837 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:53,352 Are you telling me that you are a real blonde? 838 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:54,820 - Head to toe. 839 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,389 Wanna see my driver's license? 840 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:58,624 - No. 841 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:01,860 I don't want to see your driver's license. 842 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,007 - Satisfied? 843 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:19,445 - Close the door. 844 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,753 (upbeat music) 845 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:54,179 * What you want, you ain't gonna get it * 846 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:55,881 - Sahara, where were you? 847 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,283 I just called you. 848 00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:58,149 - Oh, hey. 849 00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:58,950 Mary- - Oh, my god. 850 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,151 What happened? 851 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,553 - Yesterday, I went rollerblading 852 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:02,988 with this guy I just met. 853 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,390 And somehow I got too close to him, 854 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,624 and his elbow hit me in the eye. 855 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:06,825 I know it was my fault. 856 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,826 I feel really stupid. 857 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:08,660 - Oh, Jesus. 858 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,495 - But can you cover it? 859 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:10,696 - Oh, my god. 860 00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:11,930 You would not believe what I am going 861 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,231 through with those fucking snakes. 862 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,266 Oh, my god! 863 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,567 - Blair, I'm so sorry. 864 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,768 It was an accident. 865 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:17,936 - Is it real? - Yeah, it's real. 866 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,170 - Yes. 867 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:19,971 - [Blair] Mary, you have to get rid of it. 868 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:20,772 - It's not the bruise. 869 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:21,873 I can cover the bruise. 870 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,909 But the problem is the swelling. 871 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:24,743 I mean- - Oh, no. 872 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,378 I've got to shoot today. 873 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,980 I booked those snakes a month in advance. 874 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,582 - Well, you're just going to have to shoot 875 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,484 her with a black eye then. 876 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,753 - Oh, are you crazy? 877 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,188 (soft music) 878 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,758 Dark, dark. 879 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,059 Bruise is truth. 880 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,528 We must never hide it. 881 00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:43,429 Yes. 882 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,263 Bring in the serpents. 883 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,466 Yes. 884 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,968 Now wrap them around her legs. 885 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:52,037 Ah. 886 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:52,871 Ah-ha. 887 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:53,839 Ah-ha. 888 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:54,906 Oh, my god. 889 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:55,741 Oh, my god. 890 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:56,575 That's it. 891 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:57,509 Everybody clear. 892 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:58,243 Everybody clear, let's shoot. 893 00:37:58,243 --> 00:37:59,077 Let's shoot. 894 00:37:59,077 --> 00:37:59,911 Roses. 895 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:00,946 Right now! 896 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:01,780 More! 897 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:06,184 (flashbulb popping) 898 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,252 Yes! 899 00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,554 Oh, yes! 900 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,889 Powerful, powerful. 901 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,424 No blame, Sahara. 902 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:13,659 No blame, Kiki. 903 00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:27,506 - To the side. 904 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,807 Hold it right there. - Yeah, okay. 905 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,008 All right. 906 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:30,842 I'll take that call in my office. 907 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:31,677 Oh! 908 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,480 Where is, oh, yeah. 909 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,381 Oh, Jim. 910 00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:36,382 Hi. 911 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:37,749 - No, it's Joe Finnegan. 912 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:39,751 - Joe, I'm sorry. 913 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:40,686 Joe, of course. 914 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,053 Missy, get a shot of his back. 915 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,922 Would you turn around? 916 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:44,756 Mm-hmm. 917 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:46,925 Good. 918 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:50,128 Look, could you, give me something sexy, a look- 919 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:51,530 - Sexy? - Yeah, sexy. 920 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,064 Yeah, sexy. 921 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,633 Yeah, be confident. 922 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:56,535 Oh, okay. 923 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,269 That's good. 924 00:38:58,269 --> 00:38:59,104 Thanks. 925 00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:00,338 - Excuse me. 926 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,808 Uh, Dee Dee, did Madonna speak to you about me? 927 00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:03,642 - About you? 928 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,576 No, why? 929 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,044 - Well, it's a funny thing. 930 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,046 But I got a phone call left on my answering machine. 931 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:10,482 And I, I keep calling, but there's never an answer 932 00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,783 at the number she left. 933 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,084 - Well, what do you suppose it was about? 934 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,219 - I assumed that it had something 935 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:15,454 to do with this video. 936 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:16,388 You know, maybe she wanted to give me 937 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,490 a special cameo or something. 938 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:21,527 - Ha, Joe, there are no special cameos in the video. 939 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,595 We'll try and get you in the front row, huh? 940 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,530 And so you got the address. 941 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,965 You got the, uh, bathing suit. 942 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,400 Be prepared to spend all day. 943 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,234 - okay, great. 944 00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:30,702 I'm excited. 945 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,472 Dee Dee, are there any soaps coming up I could audition for? 946 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,706 - Not right now. 947 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,809 - Any plays or films? - Not at the moment. 948 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:43,348 Oh, Joe, do you think you could play a rapist? 949 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:46,852 - Yeah, I think so. 950 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,721 - How about a serial killer? 951 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:50,656 - Yeah. 952 00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:51,623 Yeah, I think I could do that. 953 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:52,458 - I think you could too. 954 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,391 You're, you're young. 955 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,325 You're hip. 956 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:55,260 You're sexy. 957 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,495 I think you'd be perfect for it. 958 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,996 - Yeah. 959 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,397 - Yeah, I'm going to keep my eye out for that kind of role. 960 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,833 And as soon as I find something, I'll let you know. 961 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,068 - Great! 962 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,335 Thanks, Dee Dee! 963 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,938 (upbeat music) 964 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:33,398 (light jazz music) 965 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,535 - Pick it up. 966 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:37,769 Pick that up now. 967 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:38,570 Go, go. 968 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:40,572 Jesus. 969 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:47,713 Oh, no wonder. 970 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,482 No wonder. 971 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,684 It's a little town near Buffalo. 972 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,620 - I've never been to Buffalo. - Yeah. 973 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:58,490 - [Woman] I'd rather go to Tahiti or Montserrat. 974 00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:59,457 - Montserrat's fine. 975 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,425 But you got to fly there. 976 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:03,061 You could take the bus up to it. 977 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,764 - Joe! 978 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:08,133 Alex, look, it's Joe. - You're right. 979 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,735 It is Joe. 980 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:11,136 Hey, there, buddy. 981 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,370 - What are you guys doing here? 982 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:13,471 - I'm on the board because the Met 983 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,941 bought six of my paintings. 984 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,408 - Oh. 985 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,344 Then you're getting it stretched all right, huh? 986 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,345 - This is so funny. 987 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:21,880 Joe, you're working. 988 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,949 - [Joe] Yeah, I got to pay the bills. 989 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:25,617 - Great tuxedo, man. 990 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,451 - Thanks. 991 00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:27,285 It's secondhand. 992 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,486 Hey, you know what? 993 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,555 I'm doing a Madonna video tomorrow. 994 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,222 - I love Madonna. 995 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,758 You know, we know her. 996 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:34,025 - Yes, she called me. 997 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,460 She, she wants me to do a special featured cameo 998 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,394 or something. 999 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:38,396 - That is just like her. 1000 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:41,399 Tell her I said hi. - I will. 1001 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:45,604 - And tell Mary we should get together real soon. 1002 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,573 - Okay. - It's so great. 1003 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:51,843 - Excuse me, sir. 1004 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:52,811 Is there anything else I can get you? 1005 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,179 Perhaps some more whipped cream? 1006 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,747 - No, thank you, captain. 1007 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,449 Got to keep shipshape for all these fillies around here. 1008 00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,284 You know what I mean? 1009 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:00,285 (both laughing) 1010 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:01,887 - Aye, aye, Captain. 1011 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,324 - What are you doing? 1012 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:07,959 - He asked me about the strawberries, 1013 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,494 how they got so big. 1014 00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:12,030 - Never, ever touch a guest, ever. 1015 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:12,864 - I'm sorry, Ernst. 1016 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:13,699 Nobody told me. 1017 00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:14,532 - Okay, okay, okay. 1018 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,466 Just go, go, go, go, go. 1019 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:17,769 God damn, you fucking whores. 1020 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:23,675 - Let's begin today by reviewing a few facts. 1021 00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:26,812 Men are physically stronger than women. 1022 00:42:26,812 --> 00:42:29,247 This is not a criticism of your gender, ladies. 1023 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:30,548 It is a fact. 1024 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,384 Fact, you as women are vulnerable. 1025 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:36,087 Vulnerable, but not helpless. 1026 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,623 This class will provide each 1027 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:39,290 and every one of you with a simple 1028 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:42,661 and effective means of self-defense in the event 1029 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:44,495 of a physical assault. 1030 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,465 Fact. 1031 00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:48,734 There are other types of assault- 1032 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,569 Verbal harassment on the streets, blatant groping 1033 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,772 and fondling in public places. 1034 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:58,309 All the behavioral tics that make men so irresistible. 1035 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,211 Now, my research has shown 1036 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,747 that these assaults can be equally 1037 00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:06,484 damaging if the rage and the frustration that they arouse 1038 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:07,886 are not released. 1039 00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:10,288 And to that end, I have developed 1040 00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,590 a series of patented exercises designed 1041 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,325 to increase your RRQ. 1042 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:16,928 Class? 1043 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,364 - [All] Rage Release Quotient. 1044 00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:20,732 - Good. 1045 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,734 Sheila, why don't you come up 1046 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,570 to the front of the class, please? 1047 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:28,774 Thank you. 1048 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:32,811 Now, remember, you can respond however you feel, okay? 1049 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,914 If you wish to scream, scream away. 1050 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:39,084 If you feel like striking me, go ahead and do so. 1051 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:40,218 Understand? 1052 00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:41,219 - I think so. 1053 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,288 - All right, let's begin. 1054 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,291 Looking good, sweet meat. 1055 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:49,060 Sweet meat? 1056 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,463 Did you hear what I said? 1057 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:53,699 - Yes. 1058 00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:55,533 - Do you like being called sweet meat? 1059 00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:56,334 - No. 1060 00:43:57,502 --> 00:44:00,105 - Does it make you angry? - Yes. 1061 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:01,072 - How angry? 1062 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:03,942 - Very angry. 1063 00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:06,577 - Okay. 1064 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:08,213 How do you feel? 1065 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:09,214 - Better. 1066 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:10,048 - Okay. 1067 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:12,918 Okay, Mary. 1068 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,987 Come to the front, please. 1069 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,226 Let's begin. 1070 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:24,796 Man, you got some sweet little ass on you, cupcake. 1071 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:26,364 - Shut the fuck up! 1072 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:30,001 - I'd take a nice little bite out of that sweet little ass, 1073 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:30,836 cupcake. 1074 00:44:33,538 --> 00:44:36,207 (Mary grunting) 1075 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,552 You okay? - Yeah. 1076 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:49,220 - That was great. 1077 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,055 - It was. 1078 00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:53,124 He brought me up to the class. 1079 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,160 And he's telling me, you know, just go ahead and do 1080 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,327 whatever you feel like doing. 1081 00:44:56,327 --> 00:44:58,196 I mean, it was just incredible. 1082 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,131 I started punching and swinging at him. 1083 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,532 I mean, I never knew it would feel 1084 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,801 this good to hit somebody, 1085 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:03,802 you know? 1086 00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:04,635 That's great. 1087 00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:05,636 I'm glad you enjoyed it. 1088 00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:06,637 - I did, I did! 1089 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,306 And this teacher is so fantastic. 1090 00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:10,708 He said I have a really high RRQ. 1091 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:11,743 - RRQ? 1092 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:14,145 - Rage Release Quotient! 1093 00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:16,247 He said I have the highest in the class. 1094 00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,415 Ha. 1095 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:19,217 (trilling tongue) 1096 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,051 99.3! 1097 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,323 - Maybe I should take that class. 1098 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,692 Alex and Raina were at that dinner tonight. 1099 00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:28,894 - Oh? 1100 00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:29,828 - He made a comment about my tuxedo, 1101 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,362 and I wanted to kill him. 1102 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,864 I felt like such an idiot standing there having them 1103 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:35,600 seeing me working as a waiter. 1104 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,434 - Come on, Joe. 1105 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,268 It's what you do. 1106 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:38,603 - It's not what I do. 1107 00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:40,138 - Okay, it's not what you do. 1108 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:42,173 But it's how you pay the rent. 1109 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,341 Huh? 1110 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:44,275 And there's nothing wrong with it. 1111 00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:45,276 I mean, everybody has to work. 1112 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:46,477 - Well, I'm sick of this shit. 1113 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,613 I feel like my life's going nowhere. 1114 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:51,516 - Joe, your life is going somewhere. 1115 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:54,652 I mean, you did this great audition for Dee Dee Taylor. 1116 00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,722 She immediately got you a job with pay. 1117 00:45:57,722 --> 00:45:59,624 Did you ever get through to Madonna? 1118 00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:00,558 - No. 1119 00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:01,492 No, I've been calling all day. 1120 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:02,593 It's the story of my life. 1121 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,761 Nobody's home. 1122 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,595 - Oh. 1123 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,365 Come on, Joe. 1124 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:11,436 You just, you just gotta stick with it, you know? 1125 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,872 I mean, you're a great actor. 1126 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,110 I know you're going to make it. 1127 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,046 - Do you really think so? 1128 00:46:21,046 --> 00:46:22,547 - I have no doubt. 1129 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:26,551 - Okay. 1130 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:29,220 I don't know what I'd do without you. 1131 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,388 - Me too, Joe. 1132 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:40,631 You feel like fooling around? 1133 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,566 - I don't know. 1134 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:42,700 I'm not really in the mood. 1135 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,070 - Come on, let's do it. 1136 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:46,804 - I've got kind of a big day tomorrow. 1137 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,407 I don't want to go in looking too tired. 1138 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:50,976 - Come on. 1139 00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:54,079 We're not building the pyramids here. 1140 00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,015 I won't wear you out. 1141 00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:57,983 I promise. 1142 00:46:57,983 --> 00:46:59,184 - Come on. 1143 00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:00,485 I'm serious. 1144 00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:01,619 Come on, stop! 1145 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:05,323 - Jesus. 1146 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,257 You don't have to get all pissy. 1147 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,192 - I'm not getting all pissy. 1148 00:47:07,192 --> 00:47:08,960 I'm just not in the mood. 1149 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,729 - Okay, fine. 1150 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,632 - Men aren't machines that you can turn off 1151 00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:16,935 and on by the flick of a switch, you know? 1152 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,836 - I get the point, Joe. 1153 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,442 - Now you're angry? 1154 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:26,044 - I'm not angry. 1155 00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:28,213 Just next time I'm not in the mood, don't give me 1156 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:29,480 any shit, okay? 1157 00:47:35,753 --> 00:47:38,323 (upbeat music) 1158 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,893 - [Deanna] More champagne, Dirk? 1159 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,665 - I'm leaving, Deanna. 1160 00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:21,566 - Oh, please. 1161 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,101 Please, don't leave me. 1162 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,469 I love you, Dirk. 1163 00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:25,503 I love you. 1164 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,405 - That means nothing to me now. 1165 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,041 - But you said you loved me. 1166 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:32,710 - I don't love you, Deanna. 1167 00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:33,678 You're weak. 1168 00:48:33,678 --> 00:48:35,346 You're helpless. 1169 00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:37,748 And frankly, you bore me. 1170 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,017 - Please, Dirk. 1171 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,319 What do you want me to do? 1172 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:43,254 - I want you to get out of my life. 1173 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,024 (dramatic music) 1174 00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:50,962 - [Man] Cut! 1175 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:52,163 What's next, Cis? 1176 00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:55,533 - Scene 11-A, Deanna attempts suicide again. 1177 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:56,434 10 minutes. 1178 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:58,369 - Whoa. 1179 00:48:58,369 --> 00:48:59,204 Forgive me, father. 1180 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:00,171 - Hey, Bob. 1181 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,439 Hold up there, wonder muffin. 1182 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,273 Hey. 1183 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,208 - What's up, Roy? 1184 00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,775 - Ratings are up another five. 1185 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,678 - Well, you guys should give me another raise. 1186 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,314 Whoa! - Ow. 1187 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:13,184 - Actually, we've got an entirely new contract for you, Bob. 1188 00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:15,853 Five years exclusive with Dirk Drake 1189 00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:18,089 having his own A level story line, 1190 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:21,926 20 minutes guaranteed screen time per episode. 1191 00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:24,662 - Script approval? 1192 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:26,897 - That's a tall order, Bob. 1193 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,371 - When you're on your knees, Roy, everything looks tall. 1194 00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:34,505 Remember that. 1195 00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:37,508 (upbeat jazz music) 1196 00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:40,278 - Dirk Drake. 1197 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,956 - What a piece of shit this script is. 1198 00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:54,925 I can't believe I spent three years at the Royal Academy 1199 00:49:54,925 --> 00:49:58,596 just so I could spew this fucking garbage! 1200 00:49:58,596 --> 00:49:59,764 - I'm a little busy, baby. 1201 00:49:59,764 --> 00:50:00,765 Do you mind? 1202 00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,235 - What are you doing? 1203 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,171 - I'm working on my next scene. 1204 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:07,172 - Oh, I see. 1205 00:50:08,306 --> 00:50:10,775 You're preparing using Stanislavsky's 1206 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,177 famous horoscope method. 1207 00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:13,311 (Kelly laughing) 1208 00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:14,479 And what's so funny? 1209 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:15,913 - You. 1210 00:50:15,913 --> 00:50:16,914 - Oh, come on, muffin. 1211 00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:18,216 Take off your robe. 1212 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:19,784 - No. 1213 00:50:19,784 --> 00:50:21,119 - What? 1214 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,388 You defy me, Deanna? 1215 00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:24,955 - I'll see you tonight, baby. 1216 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:26,591 - Oh, but I'm ready right now. 1217 00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:28,526 See? - Yes, you are. 1218 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,828 You hold on to that little monster. 1219 00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,097 Not too tightly. 1220 00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:34,865 Remember what happened last time. 1221 00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:38,969 - That was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 1222 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:40,771 - I know it was, baby. 1223 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:47,945 (door clicking) 1224 00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:52,583 (soft music) 1225 00:50:57,222 --> 00:50:58,489 - [Zee] Come on, man! 1226 00:50:58,489 --> 00:50:59,724 Get the hell on the set, will you? 1227 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:00,858 Yo, Nicky! 1228 00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:02,460 Nick, I got the beach boys. 1229 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:03,294 We're ready. 1230 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,695 Whenever you are, baby. 1231 00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:06,030 All right, guys. 1232 00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:07,498 Settle down. 1233 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:08,433 - All right. 1234 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:09,367 Get quiet on the set, please. 1235 00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:10,301 Thank you. 1236 00:51:10,301 --> 00:51:11,636 - [Zee] All right, beach boys. 1237 00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,471 Settle down and listen up! 1238 00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:14,805 - Hey, guys, here's the shot, all right? 1239 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:17,842 Now, Madonna is going to come walking 1240 00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:19,710 up the center aisle, right? 1241 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,446 As she passes you and you see her, 1242 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:24,849 you give a double-take, all right, like, oh, Madonna. 1243 00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,484 - Whoa, Madonna. - No, no, no. 1244 00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:27,685 No, I mean, don't say that, but that's 1245 00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:28,519 what you're acting like, right? 1246 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:29,720 Okay. 1247 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,556 Now, first of all, you guys on this side 1248 00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:32,890 got to angle this way, all right? 1249 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:34,792 - [Zee] Yeah, stand over his way, fellas. 1250 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,427 - You guys over here, angle this way, all right? 1251 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,828 - You want to angle this way a little bit. 1252 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:38,663 - Thank you. 1253 00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:39,664 Okay. 1254 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:40,931 So she walks by, and make it big. 1255 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:43,000 Big double-take, all right? 1256 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,402 Call rehearsal. 1257 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:48,406 - Rehearsal! - Okay, ready and action. 1258 00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:50,141 And row one. 1259 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:51,242 Row two. 1260 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,076 Row three. 1261 00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:53,444 And four. 1262 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,845 And five. 1263 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:56,581 And the top. 1264 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:57,448 Yeah, great. 1265 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,683 Great. 1266 00:51:58,683 --> 00:51:59,817 Guys in the top, that was excellent. 1267 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:00,685 - Good job, brothers. - All right- 1268 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:01,619 - Good job, bro! - Good. 1269 00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:03,120 Thanks. 1270 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,489 That's the way we're goingto do it, exactly like that. 1271 00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:05,956 Only bigger. 1272 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,192 - Hey, man, make sure you get a shot of my ass. 1273 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:08,659 I've been working on it all week. 1274 00:52:08,659 --> 00:52:10,127 (all laughing) 1275 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,496 - Actually, he's right. 1276 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:12,930 Make sure all the guys in the front row 1277 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:15,032 have the right kind of, uh- 1278 00:52:15,032 --> 00:52:16,634 - What? 1279 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,068 - The right kind of ass, right? 1280 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,136 You know what I'm saying? 1281 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,171 Can you take care of that? 1282 00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:21,672 - All right, beach boys. 1283 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,107 Turn around! 1284 00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:25,676 (upbeat music) 1285 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,522 - Bring the lights closer. - Lights. 1286 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:38,423 Romantic. 1287 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,558 I want it very romantic. 1288 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:42,260 Sahara, Sahara, let's go. 1289 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,093 Let's go. 1290 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:46,931 Where is she? 1291 00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:48,899 - I don't know where. 1292 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,100 - Did she call? 1293 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,769 Is anybody listening to me? 1294 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,170 Did Sahara call? 1295 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,605 - No. 1296 00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:55,440 - That's it. 1297 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,407 I am angry. 1298 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,209 I am very, very angry. 1299 00:53:00,478 --> 00:53:01,279 Kiki. 1300 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,114 Kiki! 1301 00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:05,750 - Yes, yes. 1302 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:09,119 - Darling, are you afraid of dogs? 1303 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:09,954 - No. 1304 00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:11,789 - Excellent. 1305 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,260 Bring in the poodle! 1306 00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,362 - Poodle! - There, there. 1307 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,736 * Some things are dark 1308 00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:28,806 * Some things are red 1309 00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:31,709 * Light up that cigar, baby 1310 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:35,246 * And use your imagination 1311 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:37,915 (phone beeping) 1312 00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:41,886 (line ringing) 1313 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:45,923 - [Bob] This is Bob Lattimer. 1314 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,658 Leave a message. 1315 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:48,826 - Hi, it's me. 1316 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,963 Listen, I was thinking about our fight. 1317 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:57,067 And I know that you feel bad, and I feel bad. 1318 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,803 So I just wanted to call and tell you that I 1319 00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:01,306 think we can work this out. 1320 00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:05,109 If I said anything to upset you, I'm sorry. 1321 00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:06,777 Really, I apologize. 1322 00:54:08,513 --> 00:54:11,015 As the crab princess said in "The Little Mermaid," 1323 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:11,882 I wuv you. 1324 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,684 And I want to see you. 1325 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,152 So please call me. 1326 00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:17,822 (phone beeping) 1327 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:25,396 (Sahara sobbing) 1328 00:54:26,664 --> 00:54:27,865 - Come on. 1329 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:28,533 I'm not waiting any fucking longer. 1330 00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:29,467 Let's go. 1331 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:30,267 Zee, help me out here, will you? 1332 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:30,935 - Man, how you doing? 1333 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:32,036 I'm ready. 1334 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:32,970 - All right. 1335 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:33,771 - [Zee] Stop playing house here! 1336 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,172 I want quiet! 1337 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:37,041 - Bring in Madonna! 1338 00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:37,875 - Madonna! 1339 00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:40,978 (horn blowing) 1340 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,748 (crowd cheering) 1341 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:48,285 - Hey, sweetheart. 1342 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,119 - Hey, man. 1343 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,988 Opie, get in the back. 1344 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:51,822 Go to the back. 1345 00:54:51,822 --> 00:54:52,690 Come on, man. 1346 00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:53,558 You right there. 1347 00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:54,392 Come here. 1348 00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:55,593 - Stand in this spot. 1349 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,161 - [Joe] Why do I have to go in the back? 1350 00:54:57,161 --> 00:54:57,995 - Why? 1351 00:54:57,995 --> 00:54:59,464 - Yeah. 1352 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,931 - Because your ass looks like a back with a line in it. 1353 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:04,402 Go to the back, or get off the set. 1354 00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:05,235 Come on, man. 1355 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:06,103 Move it. 1356 00:55:06,103 --> 00:55:07,037 Shit. 1357 00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:08,072 Questioning what I was doing. 1358 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,306 - Let's go. 1359 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:10,240 All right, we're going to do this. 1360 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,809 Don't forget to make it big. 1361 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:12,977 Real but big. 1362 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,512 All right, call it, Zee. 1363 00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:16,146 - All right, umbrellas! 1364 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,147 Play back! 1365 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,016 Roll those cameras! 1366 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:20,117 (upbeat music) 1367 00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:21,586 - Louder, louder. 1368 00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,220 Up, up, come on! 1369 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:24,088 Yeah! 1370 00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:24,922 Action! 1371 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:29,193 (upbeat music) 1372 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:31,929 * Some girls they like candy 1373 00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:34,465 * Others, they like gripe 1374 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:37,101 * I'll settle for the back of your hand * 1375 00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:40,304 * Somewhere on my behind 1376 00:55:40,304 --> 00:55:42,973 * Treat me like I'm a bad girl 1377 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:45,976 * Even when I'm being good to you * 1378 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,379 * I don't want you to thank me 1379 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:51,782 * You can just, whooo 1380 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,419 * Some guys like to sweet talk 1381 00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,787 * And others, they like to tease * 1382 00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,956 Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 1383 00:55:58,956 --> 00:55:59,790 Come on! 1384 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:00,991 (horn blowing) 1385 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:02,393 All right, guys, what the fuck, huh? 1386 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:03,794 - That's a cut! - What do I, 1387 00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:06,296 what, that was bigger? 1388 00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,532 You, you're so concerned about your ass. 1389 00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,634 I'd be concerned about your acting, all right? 1390 00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:12,069 Tell the guy in the blue Speedo, 1391 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:14,905 get in the fucking back right now. 1392 00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:19,243 (machine beeping) 1393 00:56:19,243 --> 00:56:20,077 - [Joe] Hey, Bob. 1394 00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,345 It's Joe. 1395 00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:22,413 I know you're probably in bed shooting heroin 1396 00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:23,948 with some underwear model. 1397 00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:26,451 But if you want to have a beer or something, give me a call. 1398 00:56:26,451 --> 00:56:27,685 (machine beeping) 1399 00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,353 - [Sahara] Hi, it's me. 1400 00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:31,656 Listen, I was thinking about our fight. 1401 00:56:31,656 --> 00:56:34,992 And I know you feel bad, and I feel bad. 1402 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,662 - Hey. 1403 00:56:37,662 --> 00:56:39,730 Are we doing this or not? 1404 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,701 - [Bob] You bet your ass we're doing it. 1405 00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,135 - Are you sure? 1406 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:47,404 Maybe you want to read your mail next. 1407 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:52,409 - (chuckling) Deanna, beware the wrath of Dirk Drake. 1408 00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:55,580 Look out. 1409 00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:57,081 Here I come. 1410 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:59,950 - [Nick] All right, now what's with the crane, huh? 1411 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,819 Zee, why isn't the crane back to one? 1412 00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:04,622 - [Zee] Move the goddamn crane back to one, all right? 1413 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,190 - [Nick] All right, let's go. 1414 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:08,493 - You know, Biff, sometimes I just want to 1415 00:57:08,493 --> 00:57:09,794 rip my clothes off 1416 00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:12,362 in the middle of the set, beat the fucking 1417 00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:16,200 shit out of that asshole assistant director. 1418 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,136 I mean, I can outbox, outrun, and outkick his fucking ass. 1419 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,605 And still I have to take orders from all 1420 00:57:20,605 --> 00:57:22,272 these stupid sons of bitches! 1421 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:25,510 I can't fucking stand it no more. 1422 00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:26,343 Fuck! 1423 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,383 (soft music) 1424 00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:56,507 Excuse me, Madonna? 1425 00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:00,377 Joe Finnegan. 1426 00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:03,848 You called me. 1427 00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:05,550 I tried calling you right back, but there was no answer 1428 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,451 at the number you left. 1429 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:13,791 - (laughing) You really thought I was her, didn't you? 1430 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:14,625 - [Joe] Oh, my god. 1431 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,660 You look just like her. 1432 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,927 - I know, I know. 1433 00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:19,897 I've done her body work for the last two videos. 1434 00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,165 - [Joe] Really? 1435 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:22,900 - And what I really want to do is get a contract 1436 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:25,970 so I can be in all her videos, and maybe even her movies, 1437 00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:28,372 especially now, since the baby. 1438 00:58:28,372 --> 00:58:29,807 - So where is she? 1439 00:58:29,807 --> 00:58:31,508 - She did all the close-ups yesterday. 1440 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,711 She's probably back in LA and Miami. 1441 00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:36,046 You know, she spends a lot of time there. 1442 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:37,582 But you know her, right? 1443 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:38,515 - And kick. 1444 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:39,784 Kick. 1445 00:58:39,784 --> 00:58:41,819 And punch, and gouge. 1446 00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:42,653 And kick. 1447 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:45,155 Okay, position alpha. 1448 00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:47,157 I want to show you now what to do in the event 1449 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:48,793 that you are attacked from behind. 1450 00:58:48,793 --> 00:58:50,761 This is very important, okay? 1451 00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:52,863 Anyone want to volunteer? 1452 00:58:53,698 --> 00:58:54,531 Mary? 1453 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:58,235 Okay, now get behind me. 1454 00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,937 Okay, now, I want you to wrap your arms 1455 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:03,340 around me as if you're going to attack me from behind, okay? 1456 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:04,174 Go ahead. 1457 00:59:05,643 --> 00:59:07,845 My hands are free, but it's going to be hard to pull 1458 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:09,479 these arms off, all right? 1459 00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:12,316 What's the next closest weapon? 1460 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:13,383 Teeth, right? 1461 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,421 But at the same time, bring up that right leg, 1462 00:59:17,421 --> 00:59:19,724 and deliver a heel smash to the instep. 1463 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:21,325 So it's, ah, right? 1464 00:59:22,793 --> 00:59:26,063 That heel smash will open up this leg, okay, and creating 1465 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:28,866 the space here in which I will deliver 1466 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:31,435 an elbow to the stomach, okay? 1467 00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:35,272 Now, why don't you assume that position, okay? 1468 00:59:36,373 --> 00:59:39,276 Now, I'm going to grab you here. 1469 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:41,111 Now, give me the bite. 1470 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:43,748 Okay. 1471 00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:45,750 And then the heel smash. 1472 00:59:47,517 --> 00:59:48,786 Okay. 1473 00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:49,787 That's going to open me up a little bit. 1474 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,155 And you're going to give me that, 1475 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,256 very good. 1476 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,224 Okay, try it again. 1477 00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:55,059 Okay. 1478 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:57,895 All right. 1479 00:59:57,895 --> 00:59:58,963 - It's exciting. - Yeah. 1480 00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:00,898 Yeah, that's, that's great. 1481 01:00:00,898 --> 01:00:02,399 Yeah. - Excuse me. 1482 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:03,968 - Very good. - Thanks a lot. 1483 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:04,902 - Very good. 1484 01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:07,371 - All right, I'll talk to you. 1485 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,041 - Yeah, but what about AIDS, man? 1486 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:13,443 AIDS was created in a laboratory 1487 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,479 by White Jewish scientists. 1488 01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:17,481 It was a conspiracy with the FBI, 1489 01:00:17,481 --> 01:00:21,952 basically, to annihilate the power of the Black nation. 1490 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,221 This is going to blow your mind. 1491 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,724 You know the Holocaust? 1492 01:00:26,724 --> 01:00:27,892 Never happened. 1493 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:29,326 - Oh, man. 1494 01:00:29,326 --> 01:00:31,962 - What about all the stories and the pictures? 1495 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,330 - That shit is fake. 1496 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,299 About as real as your hair. 1497 01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:36,834 Come on, look at this shit. 1498 01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:40,404 I read a book, page after page of proof 1499 01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:43,307 that said that the Jews made the whole Holocaust up. 1500 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,574 Shit never happened. 1501 01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:46,510 - Hey, you know, I think I read that same book. 1502 01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:48,879 You remember the part about slavery in America? 1503 01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:50,781 - What part is that? 1504 01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:53,217 - Where the guy proves that all the African-Americans 1505 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:56,353 who came here in the 1600s actually wanted to come. 1506 01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:59,123 In fact, most of them paid their own way. 1507 01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:01,125 - What the fuck are you talking about, man? 1508 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,659 - No, it's true. 1509 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:04,294 They heard there were lots of jobs over here picking cotton, 1510 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:05,662 which they figured would lead to better jobs, 1511 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,098 as muggers and crackheads, so they just all 1512 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,099 came rushing over here. 1513 01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:10,500 Can you believe it? 1514 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,336 Slavery never existed. 1515 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:15,339 (percussive music) 1516 01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:18,142 - And this shit is not even a little bit funny. 1517 01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:19,643 - Well, it's at least as funny as what 1518 01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:22,546 you said about the Holocaust, don't you think? 1519 01:01:22,546 --> 01:01:24,849 - How's this for funny, beach boy? 1520 01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:26,917 Why don't you get your pail and get out of here? 1521 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:29,286 You're fucking fired. 1522 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:32,156 (Joe chuckling) 1523 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:34,825 All right, everyone, back to work. 1524 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,126 I want silence. 1525 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,594 Don't play with me today, guys. 1526 01:01:37,594 --> 01:01:39,096 Just bear with me. 1527 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:45,669 - Just give me a minute. 1528 01:01:45,669 --> 01:01:48,072 I told you it was the rubber! 1529 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:51,641 - The rubber's off now. 1530 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:54,945 - Damn right the rubber's off. 1531 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:55,746 - Well? 1532 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:00,250 - Hold on. 1533 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:03,020 What do you think I am, a machine? 1534 01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:06,857 Hey, what are you doing? 1535 01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,559 Come on, Kelly. 1536 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,195 Get back here. 1537 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:12,662 Get back in the bed. 1538 01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:16,867 - Listen, baby, I know these things happen sometimes. 1539 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:17,734 But I got to know. 1540 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,469 Can you do this or not? 1541 01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:20,971 Because if you can't, I gotta get on the phone, 1542 01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:23,207 make some calls, and find somebody who can. 1543 01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:25,609 (soft music) 1544 01:02:25,609 --> 01:02:27,277 Oh, what's the matter, baby? 1545 01:02:27,277 --> 01:02:29,246 I hurt you feelings? 1546 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:32,783 - Actually, Kelly, you did hurt my feelings. 1547 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:33,784 Christ. 1548 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,652 I mean, I like you, right? 1549 01:02:35,652 --> 01:02:37,087 You're making me feel like I'm just 1550 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:38,688 a stiff piece of meat to you. 1551 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:39,857 - Mm. 1552 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,759 Well, not so stiff, really, right? 1553 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,694 - Just get the hell out of here. 1554 01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:48,498 You think I want to do this now after what you just said? 1555 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:50,000 - You can't do it. 1556 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:52,837 - Get on the bed. 1557 01:02:52,837 --> 01:02:53,637 - No! 1558 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,407 (both grunting) 1559 01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:07,818 See you on set, Dirk. 1560 01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:13,457 (Bob grunting) 1561 01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:16,660 - So anybody need a ride? 1562 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,527 I'm heading downtown. 1563 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:18,495 - No thanks. 1564 01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:19,696 - Where are you going, Mary? 1565 01:03:19,696 --> 01:03:20,664 - I'm actually, I'm going downtown. 1566 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:21,866 - Great. 1567 01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:23,901 - Anybody else need a ride downtown? 1568 01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:24,734 - Okay. 1569 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,374 It's a big car, ladies. 1570 01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:31,976 No takers? 1571 01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:34,578 (upbeat music) 1572 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,282 Bye. 1573 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,687 (car alarm chirping) 1574 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:44,521 There you go. 1575 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:45,856 - Oh, thank you. 1576 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:57,701 - God damn it. 1577 01:03:57,701 --> 01:03:58,502 Mary? 1578 01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:03,407 Mary? 1579 01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:06,276 Where is she? 1580 01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:08,178 - You know, Mary, I got to say, of all the women 1581 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:10,580 who have passed through my classes over the years, 1582 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:15,119 you're by far the most courageous and committed. 1583 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:16,353 - Thanks, Doug. 1584 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,955 You're, uh, you're a great teacher. 1585 01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:19,789 And everybody says so. 1586 01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:23,527 - Well, yes and no. 1587 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:28,098 I mean, you know, I mean a teacher can only do so much. 1588 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,902 What does your boyfriend do? 1589 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:34,939 (upbeat music) 1590 01:04:34,939 --> 01:04:36,040 - Oh, my god! 1591 01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:42,646 Jesus Christ. 1592 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,352 - I'm leaving, Deanna. 1593 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:49,586 - Oh, please. 1594 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,021 Please don't leave me. 1595 01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:52,289 I love you, Dirk. 1596 01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:53,557 I love you. 1597 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:56,093 - [Dirk] That means nothing to me now. 1598 01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:57,928 - You said you loved me. 1599 01:04:57,928 --> 01:04:59,796 - I don't love you, Deanna. 1600 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:00,697 You're weak. 1601 01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:02,266 You're helpless. 1602 01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:04,001 And frankly, you're boring. 1603 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:06,270 - Oh, please Dirk. 1604 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:08,372 What do you want me to do? 1605 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:11,075 - I want you to get out of my life. 1606 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:14,544 - Well, what's she gonna do now, huh? 1607 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:16,046 Try suicide again? 1608 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:18,015 Hmm. 1609 01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:26,590 (dramatic music) 1610 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:36,666 (upbeat music) 1611 01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:42,139 - Look at Bob on the TV. 1612 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,109 Wow, it is Bob. 1613 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:48,745 Look at that. 1614 01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:51,915 - How long have you guys been together? 1615 01:05:51,915 --> 01:05:53,283 - Six years. 1616 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:54,351 - Jump back. 1617 01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:55,619 Wow. 1618 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,488 Like a real married couple here. 1619 01:05:58,488 --> 01:05:59,523 Wow. 1620 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,457 - Ah, no. 1621 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:01,458 I don't think either one of us 1622 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,727 is very interested in marriage. 1623 01:06:03,727 --> 01:06:05,362 - You know something? 1624 01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:08,798 Your boyfriend is a very, very lucky guy. 1625 01:06:11,268 --> 01:06:12,269 - Thank you. 1626 01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:24,048 (car horn honking) 1627 01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:25,149 - [Doug] Mary. 1628 01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:26,050 Wait, Mary. 1629 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,666 - Baby, what's the matter? 1630 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:46,470 - Can I come in? 1631 01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:48,172 - Of course. 1632 01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:49,005 Of course. 1633 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:54,078 Um, what, what's going on? 1634 01:06:57,081 --> 01:06:58,515 What, what is it? 1635 01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:05,589 - I've been thinking a lot. 1636 01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,726 I feel it's important to tell you. 1637 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:12,462 (dramatic music) 1638 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,134 - Tell, tell me what? 1639 01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:19,203 - Look, I know I've been- 1640 01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:21,138 - No, Bob. 1641 01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:23,107 No, you haven't. 1642 01:07:23,107 --> 01:07:24,341 - Yes, I have. 1643 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:25,842 I have, all right. 1644 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,312 And I feel, 1645 01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:33,450 I feel- 1646 01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:35,785 - What? 1647 01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,187 What do you feel? 1648 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:42,726 What, baby? 1649 01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:43,560 - Oh. 1650 01:07:46,296 --> 01:07:47,131 Ohh. 1651 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:52,236 Ohh. 1652 01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,570 - Oh, it's okay. 1653 01:07:55,939 --> 01:07:58,275 - Did they pay you? - No. 1654 01:07:58,275 --> 01:07:59,843 But for me, it was worth it. 1655 01:07:59,843 --> 01:08:00,710 - Oh, that's great, Joe. 1656 01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:01,878 That's great. 1657 01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:03,913 You get your first paying acting job ever, 1658 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:07,184 and you blow it all by making some stupid comment. 1659 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:08,985 That sounds worth it. 1660 01:08:08,985 --> 01:08:10,487 - I don't want to sound funny, Mary. 1661 01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:14,023 But a lecture is the last thing that I need right now. 1662 01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:15,525 - Hey, Joe. 1663 01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:17,594 Do you think just once, you could lift the toilet 1664 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,496 seat when you take a leak? 1665 01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:21,365 - What do you mean, just once? 1666 01:08:21,365 --> 01:08:22,566 I always lift it. 1667 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,201 - You never do it. 1668 01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:25,135 Come here, look at this. 1669 01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:26,303 There's piss all over the seat. 1670 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,872 - There is not. - Come look. 1671 01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:30,674 - I'm not going to go in there and look at a drop 1672 01:08:30,674 --> 01:08:32,642 of piss on a toilet seat. 1673 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,578 - You admit it. - I do not. 1674 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,180 Would you get off my case? 1675 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:37,947 What's the matter with you? 1676 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:39,649 - I'm not on your case. 1677 01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:41,218 You're just in a bad mood because you 1678 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,720 know you did something stupid. 1679 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:50,960 - What? 1680 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,629 You're going to bed? 1681 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:54,364 - Well, it appears that way. 1682 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:55,299 Why? 1683 01:08:55,299 --> 01:08:56,666 Is there something on your mind? 1684 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,067 - Well, it just struck me that we haven't 1685 01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,136 made love for over a month. 1686 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,038 - Well, it's not my fault. 1687 01:09:02,038 --> 01:09:04,474 - Well, it's not my fault. 1688 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:07,010 - Joe, you have been very depressed lately. 1689 01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:08,478 - [Joe] No, I haven't. 1690 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,247 - You just told me yesterday you felt like your life 1691 01:09:10,247 --> 01:09:11,948 was going nowhere. 1692 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:13,183 - So? 1693 01:09:13,183 --> 01:09:15,885 I can feel that way and not be depressed. 1694 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:18,522 - Well, it's very hard on me dealing with your moods 1695 01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:19,756 all the time. 1696 01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:20,790 - Well, it's very hard on me having to wear 1697 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,559 the rubber all the time. 1698 01:09:22,559 --> 01:09:24,228 - It's not all the time. 1699 01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:26,796 - It certainly seems like it. 1700 01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:27,631 - Fine. 1701 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:28,465 We won't use it. 1702 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,299 I'll just get pregnant. 1703 01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:30,300 Is that what you want? 1704 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,935 - Why is it that every time I say 1705 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:34,771 I don't want to use a rubber, you accuse me 1706 01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:36,773 of wanting to get you pregnant? 1707 01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:38,742 - You said you wanted to have a baby. 1708 01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:40,777 - Not right now. 1709 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,279 - When? 1710 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:44,314 - Look, let's just stop this discussion right now. 1711 01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:45,582 I'm in a bad mood. 1712 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,816 You're in a bad mood. 1713 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:47,717 We're stopping. 1714 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:49,586 I've stopped. 1715 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:50,854 - You make some money, 1716 01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:53,757 and maybe we'll talk about having a kid. 1717 01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:59,329 - Why does it always have to come down to money with you? 1718 01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:01,298 - Because you don't have any. 1719 01:10:01,298 --> 01:10:02,732 And let's face it, Joe. 1720 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:04,100 I know you're trying to make it as an actor. 1721 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:06,236 But you work as a waiter. 1722 01:10:06,236 --> 01:10:08,137 You still don't even have an agent. 1723 01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:09,706 - I know I don't have an agent. 1724 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,074 You think I don't know that? 1725 01:10:11,074 --> 01:10:12,576 - Don't yell at me. 1726 01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,378 - Well, don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot! 1727 01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:17,213 You think I like being broke all the time? 1728 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,283 You think I like wearing that cheap tuxedo, 1729 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:21,885 serving up salmon and greasy cheesy sauce? 1730 01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,354 You think I like kissing Dee Dee Taylor's ass 1731 01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:27,791 so she can get me a job standing around in my bathing suit, 1732 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,559 which you bought? 1733 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,962 How do you think that makes me feel, huh? 1734 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:37,934 - Joe, I'm sorry, okay? 1735 01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:38,768 I'm sorry. 1736 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:39,603 I didn't mean it. 1737 01:10:39,603 --> 01:10:41,070 Okay? 1738 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:41,871 Come here. 1739 01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:44,308 - No. 1740 01:10:44,308 --> 01:10:47,277 - I know how hard it is on you, Joe. 1741 01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:49,979 But it's hard on me too. 1742 01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:53,417 I feel like everything's on my shoulders. 1743 01:10:53,417 --> 01:10:55,552 I feel like I'm all alone. 1744 01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:57,487 - I know. 1745 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:00,857 I've got to ask Ernst for more work. 1746 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:03,727 That's all there is to it. 1747 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:06,896 I've got to find some way to make some more money. 1748 01:11:06,896 --> 01:11:08,298 - Joe, come here. 1749 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:20,143 Joe, I love you whether you have money or not, okay? 1750 01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:21,811 I don't want to argue with you. 1751 01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:25,515 I came home tonight, and I really wanted to see you. 1752 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:27,817 - You go out and have a drink after class? 1753 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,686 - No, class went a little later tonight. 1754 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:32,689 And I hopped in a cab and came home. 1755 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,493 - You took a cab? 1756 01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:39,829 - Yeah, I just wanted to get home. 1757 01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:41,230 - That makes sense. 1758 01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,800 (upbeat music) 1759 01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:13,029 Hey, Mary, look at this. 1760 01:12:13,029 --> 01:12:14,731 Look at this woman's underwear. 1761 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:17,501 See how it's all sleek and lacy, how it accentuates 1762 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:19,202 every part of her body and presents it 1763 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:21,705 like a beautiful piece of candy? 1764 01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:22,539 What's the matter? 1765 01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:23,373 - Nothing. 1766 01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:24,541 I'm just listening. 1767 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:26,009 - Well, you got a funny look on your face. 1768 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,444 - Joe, I'm just waiting for you to make your point. 1769 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:29,145 - Well, my point is, compare that 1770 01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,447 to men's underwear, which is white, 1771 01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:33,249 cotton, shapeless, essentially a diaper. 1772 01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:35,284 What do you think that's saying? 1773 01:12:35,284 --> 01:12:36,953 - All men are babies? 1774 01:12:36,953 --> 01:12:38,321 - I'm trying to be serious here, Mary. 1775 01:12:38,321 --> 01:12:39,589 I think this is an important statement 1776 01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:42,158 about the relationship between men and women. 1777 01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:43,359 - Good. 1778 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,594 I think you should write a book about it. 1779 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:45,929 And then maybe you can tour the country 1780 01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:47,397 lecturing the lingerie stores. 1781 01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:48,231 - Thanks a lot, Mary. 1782 01:12:48,231 --> 01:12:50,199 That's very funny. 1783 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,701 - I still need the rent. 1784 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,604 - I'm picking my check up from Ernst today. 1785 01:12:54,604 --> 01:12:55,905 - I might be a little bit late tonight 1786 01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:58,007 because I've got an audition. 1787 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,777 - For what? - Some movie. 1788 01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:02,979 Dee Dee Taylor called me in. 1789 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,914 - Well, good luck. 1790 01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:08,184 - So I guess we're still fighting, huh? 1791 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:11,087 - I'm not fighting. 1792 01:13:11,087 --> 01:13:11,921 - What? 1793 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:13,256 No kiss goodbye? 1794 01:13:19,663 --> 01:13:21,431 (door slamming) 1795 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:24,067 (dramatic music) 1796 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:26,069 - I had an abortion. 1797 01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:27,704 - So what? 1798 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:30,640 - Dirk, how could you be so cruel? 1799 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,308 - I'm not cruel, Deanna. 1800 01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:35,411 I'm honest. (sighing) 1801 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,581 And I know exactly what you are. 1802 01:13:37,581 --> 01:13:38,414 - I want to go. 1803 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,348 - No, you don't. 1804 01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:40,717 - I want- - You want me. 1805 01:13:40,717 --> 01:13:42,452 That's what you want. 1806 01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:45,989 - [Carl] Cut, cut, cut! 1807 01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:48,792 Bob, it's all about energy, man. 1808 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:52,295 When you grab her, I need to see energy. 1809 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:54,130 - What the fuck do you mean? 1810 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,398 - [Carl] Cis, be so kind 1811 01:13:55,398 --> 01:13:57,901 as to tell him what the fuck I mean. 1812 01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,335 - Louder, Carl? 1813 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,804 Is that what you're saying? 1814 01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:02,606 - God fucking dammit. 1815 01:14:02,606 --> 01:14:04,508 I'm coming down. 1816 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:05,509 God damn it! 1817 01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:14,584 This is what I'm talking about. 1818 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:19,122 You grab her, like this. 1819 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:19,956 Ha! 1820 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,290 She feels it. 1821 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,391 You feel it. 1822 01:14:22,391 --> 01:14:23,527 She's turned on. 1823 01:14:23,527 --> 01:14:25,595 She's like a hunted animal. 1824 01:14:25,595 --> 01:14:27,697 Suddenly, you pull her to you like this. 1825 01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:28,932 (blouse ripping) 1826 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:30,233 Oh, I like that. 1827 01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:31,735 Rip her blouse. 1828 01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:33,202 - [Man] Wardrobe. 1829 01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:35,672 - Let her know that it's sex right now, whether she wants it 1830 01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:36,506 or not. 1831 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,409 Okay, Shakespeare? 1832 01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:41,277 Go nuts. 1833 01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:43,179 (buzzer buzzing) 1834 01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:44,113 And action. 1835 01:14:47,617 --> 01:14:49,352 - I had an erection. 1836 01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:51,888 (all laughing) 1837 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:53,256 I mean abortion. 1838 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,090 Abortion. 1839 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:56,225 - All right, all right. 1840 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,460 Come on, Bob. 1841 01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:58,628 I said action. 1842 01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:01,931 (dramatic music) 1843 01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:02,766 Action! 1844 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:06,102 What the fuck is wrong with him? 1845 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:07,604 Oh, bloody Christ. 1846 01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:10,339 (buzzer buzzing) 1847 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,274 - Bob, Bob. 1848 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:14,978 - I'm off the show, all right? 1849 01:15:14,978 --> 01:15:17,146 No contract, no nothing. 1850 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:18,047 Party's over. 1851 01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:18,882 That's it. 1852 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:20,349 - Bob, Bob. 1853 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,786 Bob, you're making way too much out of this, man. 1854 01:15:22,786 --> 01:15:24,220 You just got a little jammed up. 1855 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,354 That's all. 1856 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,489 It happens to everybody. 1857 01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:27,724 - No. 1858 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:28,958 We've got a big, big problem here. 1859 01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,694 And I can tell you exactly where it is. 1860 01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:32,495 - All right, it's Carl, right? 1861 01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:33,897 You want a new director? 1862 01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:35,899 - No, it is Dirk and Deanna. 1863 01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:37,901 Their story is stalled. 1864 01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:39,603 They keep going in circles, saying 1865 01:15:39,603 --> 01:15:42,305 the same things over and over. 1866 01:15:42,305 --> 01:15:43,607 They're not real. 1867 01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:45,942 There's no movement, no development. 1868 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,010 - All right, okay. 1869 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:48,011 You want development? 1870 01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:48,912 No problem. 1871 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:49,946 Here we go. 1872 01:15:49,946 --> 01:15:50,947 Okay. 1873 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:53,182 They are, they get married. 1874 01:15:54,918 --> 01:15:56,352 Right? 1875 01:15:56,352 --> 01:16:00,289 So we do the whole ceremony and the wedding night. 1876 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:01,758 Hot tub, baby oil. 1877 01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:04,861 You with me? 1878 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:05,962 See? 1879 01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:07,864 You want development, you got it. 1880 01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:11,735 - You see, I'd go in exactly the opposite direction. 1881 01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:13,903 Think about this, Roy. 1882 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:18,341 The next time Deanna attempts suicide, it works. 1883 01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:21,611 (Roy laughing) 1884 01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:23,379 - That would be funny. 1885 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:26,616 Christ, she talks about it enough. 1886 01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:28,551 - Every single episode. 1887 01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:32,856 - She kills herself? 1888 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,759 - She kills herself. 1889 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:41,898 She kills herself. 1890 01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:50,774 - God, I can't believe how simple that was. 1891 01:16:50,774 --> 01:16:51,607 (Roy laughing) 1892 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,441 Hey. 1893 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,110 Hey, good idea, Roy. 1894 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,981 Thanks for thinking about it. 1895 01:16:57,981 --> 01:16:58,815 I mean it. 1896 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:03,820 (dramatic music) 1897 01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:11,861 - Kelly. 1898 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:15,064 - All right, what is the, uh, meter reading? 1899 01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:16,099 - Meter's at 11. 1900 01:17:16,099 --> 01:17:16,933 - Yeah. 1901 01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,567 And the, uh, face. 1902 01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,504 I want the faces to look all right. 1903 01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:22,538 - Oh, I know. 1904 01:17:22,538 --> 01:17:23,639 I can feel it. 1905 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,640 - Can you? 1906 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,175 - Yes, I really can. 1907 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,845 - Mary, it was telling me to just get away and spend 1908 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:31,848 some quality time with me. 1909 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:33,449 - Oh, your favorite person. 1910 01:17:33,449 --> 01:17:34,283 - Yeah. 1911 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:35,551 (both laughing) 1912 01:17:35,551 --> 01:17:36,452 - With myself. 1913 01:17:36,452 --> 01:17:37,887 Yes, yes, yes. 1914 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:40,323 I told you that I'm a very spiritual person. 1915 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,157 - Mm-hmm. 1916 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:46,095 - Today my horoscope said, "You will look within. 1917 01:17:46,095 --> 01:17:50,399 And that which was lost will be regained." 1918 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:51,701 - Oh. 1919 01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:54,237 - I've regained something, Mary. 1920 01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:55,071 Someone. 1921 01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:57,273 - Really? 1922 01:17:57,273 --> 01:17:58,574 - Mm-hmm. 1923 01:17:58,574 --> 01:18:01,444 - That guy you went rollerblading with? 1924 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,712 - What? 1925 01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:05,114 - You know, who hit you with his elbow? 1926 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:06,049 - Oh, oh. 1927 01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:07,784 Oh, that was an accident. 1928 01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:11,254 Besides, love is never perfect, Mary. 1929 01:18:11,254 --> 01:18:12,688 I've learned that. 1930 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:14,824 And I'm a much happier person. 1931 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:17,626 - Sahara, darling, I need you out here immediately. 1932 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:19,062 Let me see these. 1933 01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:23,266 Who are you going to put there? 1934 01:18:23,266 --> 01:18:25,434 Will everyone please be quiet! 1935 01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:28,171 I want absolute quiet in this room right now. 1936 01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:29,072 This is not a game. 1937 01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:30,473 We are not playing here. 1938 01:18:30,473 --> 01:18:34,677 I'm sorry to be yelling, but I am very angry. 1939 01:18:34,677 --> 01:18:36,645 Not at you, my darlings. 1940 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,681 You are magnificent, both of you. 1941 01:18:38,681 --> 01:18:40,583 All right, let's shoot. 1942 01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,387 All right. 1943 01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:45,688 Yes, yes. 1944 01:18:45,688 --> 01:18:46,522 Love. 1945 01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:48,091 (soft music) 1946 01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:50,126 (camera shutter clicking) 1947 01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:50,960 Sensual. 1948 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:53,729 Good, Rubio. 1949 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:54,898 Almost there. 1950 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:56,933 And the stomach, stomach. 1951 01:18:56,933 --> 01:18:59,702 Give me those nice, tight chunky abs. 1952 01:18:59,702 --> 01:19:00,503 That's it. 1953 01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:01,771 That's it. 1954 01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:02,772 Good. 1955 01:19:02,772 --> 01:19:03,773 All right. 1956 01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:04,607 Eternity. 1957 01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:07,676 Oh. 1958 01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:09,745 Eternal love. 1959 01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:12,381 Hold on. 1960 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:13,716 Keep going. 1961 01:19:13,716 --> 01:19:15,551 Give me more. 1962 01:19:15,551 --> 01:19:17,821 Give me abs, chunky abs. 1963 01:19:17,821 --> 01:19:19,188 Tighter, tighter. 1964 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,156 Tighter. 1965 01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:22,591 (Rubio farting) (all gasping) 1966 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,460 - Oh, dios. - Rubio, what's the matter? 1967 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:25,294 Come on- 1968 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,129 - What is it? 1969 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,797 What happened? 1970 01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:29,032 What's the matter? 1971 01:19:29,032 --> 01:19:33,970 (Rubio speaking foreign language) 1972 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:36,005 - He is deeply, deeply ashamed. 1973 01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:37,540 He has never, ever released the gas 1974 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:39,008 in front of a woman before. 1975 01:19:39,008 --> 01:19:39,843 - Rubio. 1976 01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:41,510 Rubio, it's okay. 1977 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,545 It's okay. 1978 01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:43,712 I don't mind. 1979 01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:44,713 Come here, baby. 1980 01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:45,882 Come here. 1981 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:46,983 I don't mind. 1982 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:49,785 Oh, Rubio. 1983 01:19:51,254 --> 01:19:52,856 I love you. 1984 01:19:52,856 --> 01:19:54,423 Rubio, no care. 1985 01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:55,358 No care. 1986 01:19:55,358 --> 01:19:56,792 Do you understand no care? 1987 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,027 No care. 1988 01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:59,028 No care. 1989 01:19:59,028 --> 01:19:59,863 Oh. 1990 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:01,597 - Clear. 1991 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,201 (soft music) 1992 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:14,143 (camera shutter clicking) 1993 01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:23,887 - Mr. Bob. 1994 01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:28,357 Clean, press, hang, no box. 1995 01:20:28,357 --> 01:20:30,259 - Ah, you're the best, Chang. 1996 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:32,195 - I know it. - Yeah. 1997 01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:34,430 I've got something for you. 1998 01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:37,466 - Oh, no. 1999 01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:40,203 - My old tuxedo. - Mr. Bob. 2000 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,437 - Come on. 2001 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:42,838 I told you I was going to give it to you. 2002 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,773 Just take it, will you? 2003 01:20:44,773 --> 01:20:45,909 - Will you sign? 2004 01:20:45,909 --> 01:20:47,776 - What? - Your name. 2005 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:49,278 Sign your name here. 2006 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,580 - Chang, I'm not going to sign a fucking tuxedo. 2007 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:52,681 - Oh, yes, Mr. Bob. 2008 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,317 You will sign. 2009 01:20:54,317 --> 01:20:55,885 Souvenir, remember? 2010 01:20:56,819 --> 01:21:00,056 (both laughing) 2011 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:00,890 - Hey, Bob! 2012 01:21:02,258 --> 01:21:03,359 - Hey! - Hey! 2013 01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:05,361 Look at you! 2014 01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:06,195 Look at that! 2015 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,997 Look at all this money. 2016 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:08,998 - How are you, man? 2017 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:09,999 - Oh, great. 2018 01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:11,200 Hey, did you get my message, man? 2019 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,902 You haven't fucking called me, you bastard. 2020 01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:14,137 - I was going to call you. 2021 01:21:14,137 --> 01:21:15,838 But I've been so busy with this god damn soap. 2022 01:21:15,838 --> 01:21:16,805 - Oh, yeah. 2023 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:18,174 It's going pretty well, huh? 2024 01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:19,008 - I can't complain. 2025 01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:20,143 Yeah. 2026 01:21:20,143 --> 01:21:21,410 Just signed a five-year contract today. 2027 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,578 - That's great. - Yeah. 2028 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:23,646 - Five years! 2029 01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:24,580 - What about you? 2030 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:25,848 Still doing the catering? 2031 01:21:25,848 --> 01:21:27,083 - Oh, yeah. 2032 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,217 Yeah, I'm picking up my tux right now. 2033 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,053 And, uh, check it out. 2034 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:36,192 - What's that? - I did a Madonna video. 2035 01:21:36,192 --> 01:21:37,626 Yeah. 2036 01:21:37,626 --> 01:21:39,428 She called me at home. 2037 01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:40,796 I tried to call her back, but I haven't been 2038 01:21:40,796 --> 01:21:41,630 able to get through, you know? 2039 01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:44,533 (Bob laughing) 2040 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:45,501 What? 2041 01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:46,869 What, you don't believe me? 2042 01:21:46,869 --> 01:21:47,736 Come over to my house. 2043 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,038 Come over right now. 2044 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:50,006 Come on, let's go over to my house. 2045 01:21:50,006 --> 01:21:50,839 I'll play the message for you. 2046 01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:51,540 I saved the tape. 2047 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:52,575 Come on. 2048 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:53,842 I'll play it for you. - Hey. 2049 01:21:53,842 --> 01:21:55,511 That was this, that was this chick I know. 2050 01:21:55,511 --> 01:21:57,613 She does a great Madonna imitation. 2051 01:21:57,613 --> 01:22:00,149 I said, hey, call my buddy, Joe. 2052 01:22:00,149 --> 01:22:01,250 Say you're Madonna. 2053 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,485 Leave a fake number. 2054 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:05,654 I didn't think she was going to do it. 2055 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:08,724 - That was you? 2056 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:10,026 - Yeah. 2057 01:22:10,026 --> 01:22:11,660 Hey, I'm sorry. 2058 01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:13,062 I thought you'd get a kick out of it. 2059 01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:13,896 I mean that. 2060 01:22:13,896 --> 01:22:14,863 I'm really sorry. 2061 01:22:14,863 --> 01:22:16,099 - No. 2062 01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:17,033 - We should get together sometime. 2063 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:17,866 - Yeah. 2064 01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:18,801 Yeah, definitely. 2065 01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:20,036 Come on, let's get together. 2066 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,404 - All right, I'll give you a call. 2067 01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:24,073 - Hey, you look good, man. - Hey, likewise. 2068 01:22:24,073 --> 01:22:26,342 (upbeat music) 2069 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:29,012 Hey, I might be getting married. 2070 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:33,249 - Have you been back to class since then? 2071 01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:34,450 - Well, yeah. 2072 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:36,352 But I can barely look at him. 2073 01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:38,421 I'm still so furious. 2074 01:22:38,421 --> 01:22:42,091 - Mary, I'm wondering if this enormous anger 2075 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:46,295 you have toward Doug is not somewhat misplaced. 2076 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:47,763 - What do you mean? 2077 01:22:47,763 --> 01:22:51,534 - Well, should he be so harshly condemned simply for finding 2078 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,402 you sexually desirable? 2079 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:57,173 - Well, should I be grateful to him for wanting to kiss me? 2080 01:22:57,173 --> 01:22:59,042 Is that what you're saying? 2081 01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:03,046 - Mary, I know this is a sensitive subject for you. 2082 01:23:03,046 --> 01:23:06,782 But please try to remember, I'm on your side. 2083 01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:11,954 I believe that you do indeed have some difficulty 2084 01:23:11,954 --> 01:23:15,358 in accepting yourself as a beautiful, sexually 2085 01:23:15,358 --> 01:23:17,493 desirable young woman. 2086 01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:20,396 - Dr. Leuter, would you please stop saying that? 2087 01:23:20,396 --> 01:23:21,630 - [Dr. Leuter] Why? 2088 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:24,567 - Well, honestly, it's just a little weird 2089 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,269 hearing it from my therapist. 2090 01:23:26,269 --> 01:23:27,270 That's all. 2091 01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:28,904 - Yes, I am your therapist, Mary. 2092 01:23:28,904 --> 01:23:31,107 But I am also a man. 2093 01:23:31,107 --> 01:23:33,309 And I would be lying to you if I said that I 2094 01:23:33,309 --> 01:23:35,411 didn't have impulses as both. 2095 01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:38,614 Do you think my lying to you would be beneficial? 2096 01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:40,083 - No. 2097 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:42,451 - In truth, I have entertained sexual thoughts about you 2098 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,153 many times during our meetings. 2099 01:23:44,153 --> 01:23:45,221 - Dr. Leuter- 2100 01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:47,390 - Let me finish, please. 2101 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:48,857 - Okay. 2102 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,559 - In fact, just a moment ago while you were speaking, 2103 01:23:50,559 --> 01:23:55,098 and while I was utterly and professionally engaged in what 2104 01:23:55,098 --> 01:23:58,501 you were saying, part of me was imagining 2105 01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:04,107 what your breasts would feel like naked in my hands. 2106 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:09,778 - I think I'd better leave. 2107 01:24:09,778 --> 01:24:10,679 - Mary- - No. 2108 01:24:10,679 --> 01:24:11,747 - Sit down, please. 2109 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:12,848 Mary, please. 2110 01:24:14,217 --> 01:24:18,454 It is imperative that you confront this issue. 2111 01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:19,755 Mary. 2112 01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:20,623 (door slamming) 2113 01:24:20,623 --> 01:24:21,457 Mary. 2114 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:29,031 (car horn honking) 2115 01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:31,033 - What, you got friends all over the fucking place? 2116 01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:33,236 - [Lisa] Yes, I have friends, as a matter of fact. 2117 01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:35,404 I am not your fucking dog! 2118 01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:37,773 (Lisa gasping) 2119 01:24:37,773 --> 01:24:39,041 - Hey! - Oh, my god. 2120 01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:40,676 - Look, I'm not going to fucking tell you again. 2121 01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:42,411 - Hey! - See what you made me do? 2122 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,746 - Take it easy. - Listen to me. 2123 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:45,181 - You don't have to hit her. - Who the fuck, 2124 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:46,849 shut the fuck up, asshole! 2125 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:48,083 - [Lisa] Hey! 2126 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:48,884 Will you just stop? - I'm an asshole, huh? 2127 01:24:48,884 --> 01:24:50,686 You're the asshole, pal. 2128 01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:52,421 - Yeah, I'm an asshole? - Oh, my god. 2129 01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:54,190 - Want to get shot, motherfucker, huh? 2130 01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:55,491 Huh, fuck face, you want to get shot? 2131 01:24:55,491 --> 01:24:56,925 - [Joe] Go ahead, shoot me. 2132 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:57,660 - [Man] What, are you fucking brave now motherfucker? 2133 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:58,494 - Go ahead. 2134 01:24:58,494 --> 01:24:59,695 Go ahead, do it. 2135 01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:00,363 You want me to fucking shoot you? 2136 01:25:00,363 --> 01:25:01,297 - Go ahead. 2137 01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:01,964 Shoot the whole fucking world. 2138 01:25:01,964 --> 01:25:02,631 We don't care. 2139 01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:03,432 Go ahead. 2140 01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:09,938 - [Man] Lisa! 2141 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:10,906 Come on, baby. 2142 01:25:10,906 --> 01:25:13,909 (upbeat jazz music) 2143 01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:28,191 - Excuse me, Ernst. 2144 01:25:28,191 --> 01:25:29,392 - What is it? 2145 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:30,759 - You're probably going to want to fire me. 2146 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:33,329 But somehow, I lost my bow tie. 2147 01:25:35,498 --> 01:25:37,166 - Jesus. 2148 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:39,468 And Mary, Joseph, and Moses. 2149 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,603 - I've looked everywhere for it. 2150 01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,672 It must've fallen out of my bag. 2151 01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:45,941 Well, I know you're really short tonight. 2152 01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:47,610 And I feel terrible. 2153 01:25:52,715 --> 01:25:54,149 - Come here, Joe. 2154 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:10,833 This is called a four-in-hand. 2155 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,968 Do you know how to tie it? 2156 01:26:12,968 --> 01:26:13,802 - No, sir. 2157 01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:15,404 Mine was a clip-on. 2158 01:26:16,539 --> 01:26:18,707 - Are you on for the lunch tomorrow? 2159 01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,376 - No, I wasn't told. 2160 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,212 - Put it in your book. 2161 01:26:23,212 --> 01:26:24,213 - Thank you, Ernst. 2162 01:26:24,213 --> 01:26:27,182 I'll make sure I have my own tie. 2163 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,517 - Keep this one. 2164 01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:31,053 Looks better on you. 2165 01:26:41,864 --> 01:26:42,798 - And hit. 2166 01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:43,832 (all grunting) 2167 01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:44,867 And hit. 2168 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:45,868 (all grunting) 2169 01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:47,035 Okay. 2170 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:49,305 Um, we've got about a minute left. 2171 01:26:49,305 --> 01:26:51,374 Chantal, why don't you come up to the front? 2172 01:26:51,374 --> 01:26:52,875 - Doug, could someone else go? 2173 01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,477 I don't feel that good today. 2174 01:26:54,477 --> 01:26:56,912 - Oh, Chantal, I mean, your RRQ is 2175 01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,714 one of the lowest in the class. 2176 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,916 I really feel right now if we go for it, 2177 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,518 we can possibly bring you up 25 points. 2178 01:27:02,518 --> 01:27:03,352 What do you say? 2179 01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:04,787 Come on. 2180 01:27:04,787 --> 01:27:05,621 - Okay. 2181 01:27:08,857 --> 01:27:10,359 - Now, just relax. 2182 01:27:12,027 --> 01:27:13,862 Come on, big mama. 2183 01:27:13,862 --> 01:27:16,932 I got something for you right here, big mama. 2184 01:27:16,932 --> 01:27:18,467 It's all yours, big mama. 2185 01:27:18,467 --> 01:27:19,535 Come on, come on. 2186 01:27:19,535 --> 01:27:20,469 (Chantal sobbing) 2187 01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,471 Okay, okay, okay. 2188 01:27:22,471 --> 01:27:23,306 That's enough. 2189 01:27:23,306 --> 01:27:24,206 You all right? 2190 01:27:24,206 --> 01:27:25,641 - Mm. - It's okay. 2191 01:27:28,911 --> 01:27:33,882 Class, remember, tears are an entirely appropriate response, 2192 01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:34,717 okay? 2193 01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:37,953 Mary, why don't you come up? 2194 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,792 How have you been? 2195 01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:45,027 - Good. 2196 01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:46,795 - You seem a little upset about something. 2197 01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:47,696 You okay? 2198 01:27:47,696 --> 01:27:49,665 - Never better. 2199 01:27:49,665 --> 01:27:50,666 - Okay. 2200 01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:52,735 So why don't you turn around some 2201 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:56,305 of that sweet little cupcake ass of yours? 2202 01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:57,139 Come on. 2203 01:27:59,408 --> 01:28:00,343 (Mary grunting) 2204 01:28:00,343 --> 01:28:01,710 - One, two, three, four! 2205 01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:03,078 Oh! 2206 01:28:03,078 --> 01:28:05,814 (both grunting) 2207 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:07,983 And a knee to the groin! 2208 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:09,117 (Doug groaning) 2209 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:12,388 (upbeat jazz music) 2210 01:28:12,388 --> 01:28:13,389 - [All] Yay! 2211 01:28:13,389 --> 01:28:18,226 (all cheering) (all clapping) 2212 01:28:19,161 --> 01:28:20,095 - Whooo! 2213 01:28:20,095 --> 01:28:22,565 - [All] Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary! 2214 01:28:28,337 --> 01:28:31,507 - I had an abortion. - So what? 2215 01:28:31,507 --> 01:28:33,642 - [Deanna] Dirk, how can you be so cruel? 2216 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:34,943 - I'm not cruel, Deanna. 2217 01:28:34,943 --> 01:28:35,844 I'm honest. 2218 01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:37,746 And here. 2219 01:28:38,614 --> 01:28:40,115 I brought you something. 2220 01:28:40,115 --> 01:28:42,851 (dramatic music) 2221 01:28:42,851 --> 01:28:45,187 - [Deanna] I love you, Dirk. 2222 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:51,827 (gun firing) 2223 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:52,895 - Oh, my god. 2224 01:28:53,862 --> 01:28:55,464 She finally did it. 2225 01:28:59,101 --> 01:29:01,637 (upbeat music) 2226 01:29:05,774 --> 01:29:06,609 - Shit. 2227 01:29:13,248 --> 01:29:14,082 Hi. 2228 01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:14,917 Joe Finnegan. 2229 01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:16,084 I have a 7:45. 2230 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:20,456 - They just took the eight o'clock. 2231 01:29:21,289 --> 01:29:22,224 - Sorry. 2232 01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:24,727 - You're going to have to wait. 2233 01:29:27,763 --> 01:29:30,733 (upbeat music) 2234 01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:34,302 (distant shouting) 2235 01:29:34,302 --> 01:29:35,137 - Joe? 2236 01:29:37,272 --> 01:29:38,106 Joe? 2237 01:29:40,175 --> 01:29:41,009 Joe? 2238 01:29:49,084 --> 01:29:50,619 (machine beeping) 2239 01:29:50,619 --> 01:29:51,454 - [Sahara] Hi, Mary. 2240 01:29:51,454 --> 01:29:52,455 It's Sahara. 2241 01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:53,789 You're not going to believe this, 2242 01:29:53,789 --> 01:29:55,891 but I think I'm getting married. 2243 01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:57,059 I know it's crazy. 2244 01:29:57,059 --> 01:29:58,060 But I'm in love. 2245 01:29:58,060 --> 01:29:58,894 Give me a call. 2246 01:29:58,894 --> 01:29:59,728 Okay, bye. 2247 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,198 - [Joe] Joe and Mary, quite contrary. 2248 01:30:03,198 --> 01:30:06,334 Some might call them adversaries. 2249 01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:11,173 Nonetheless, I must confess she's the one I love the best. 2250 01:30:12,675 --> 01:30:13,742 I'll see you tonight. 2251 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:16,679 (machine beeping) 2252 01:30:16,679 --> 01:30:17,513 - Thanks, man. 2253 01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:18,413 Great script. 2254 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:19,682 Really good. 2255 01:30:19,682 --> 01:30:20,348 - [Man] We'll talk to you, all right? 2256 01:30:20,348 --> 01:30:21,149 - Bye, Dee Dee. 2257 01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:22,017 Big kiss, big one. 2258 01:30:22,017 --> 01:30:23,285 - Mwah. - See ya, Larry. 2259 01:30:23,285 --> 01:30:24,820 - See you later. 2260 01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:27,389 - Great to see you, Lawrence. 2261 01:30:27,389 --> 01:30:29,625 - Next, please. - Finnegan. 2262 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:34,530 - Oh, dammit, I've got one more here. 2263 01:30:34,530 --> 01:30:37,866 - Who's this guy, anyway? - Ah, he's Joe Finnegan. 2264 01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:39,201 I told you I thought you should see him. 2265 01:30:39,201 --> 01:30:41,369 - I'd like two white wines and a Bloody Mary. 2266 01:30:41,369 --> 01:30:42,337 (man laughing) 2267 01:30:42,337 --> 01:30:44,239 - Frankly, pal, so would I. 2268 01:30:44,239 --> 01:30:45,874 - Joe, why are you wearing a tuxedo? 2269 01:30:45,874 --> 01:30:46,742 - Sorry, Miss Taylor. 2270 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:47,710 I just got off work. 2271 01:30:47,710 --> 01:30:49,478 I didn't have time to change. 2272 01:30:49,478 --> 01:30:51,647 - Joe, most of these parts are already cast. 2273 01:30:51,647 --> 01:30:54,182 But since you are the last one, 2274 01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:59,688 we are going to let you read the Nick and Shelley scene. 2275 01:30:59,688 --> 01:31:01,089 Now, that is Tina. 2276 01:31:01,089 --> 01:31:03,992 She's going to be reading with you. 2277 01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:06,394 - Hey. 2278 01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:07,563 I know you. 2279 01:31:07,563 --> 01:31:09,064 The Madonna video? 2280 01:31:10,232 --> 01:31:11,399 Don't you remember? 2281 01:31:11,399 --> 01:31:13,135 You thought I really was Madonna? 2282 01:31:13,135 --> 01:31:14,069 - Oh, my god. 2283 01:31:14,069 --> 01:31:15,270 You look completely different. 2284 01:31:15,270 --> 01:31:16,839 You changed your hair. 2285 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:19,241 - [Tina] Yeah, I'm, I'm back to my real color. 2286 01:31:19,241 --> 01:31:20,075 - Okay. 2287 01:31:20,075 --> 01:31:21,076 Okay. 2288 01:31:21,076 --> 01:31:22,344 It's fairly simple. 2289 01:31:22,344 --> 01:31:24,412 You are a serial killer. 2290 01:31:24,412 --> 01:31:27,082 - A very sexy serial killer. 2291 01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:30,953 - She thinks that you love killing more than you love her. 2292 01:31:30,953 --> 01:31:33,188 So she grabs the gun that you have 2293 01:31:33,188 --> 01:31:36,191 just used to kill her father, and mother, 2294 01:31:36,191 --> 01:31:38,126 and sister, and brother. 2295 01:31:38,126 --> 01:31:39,327 - I, I still, 2296 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:40,195 I really don't think the brother. 2297 01:31:40,195 --> 01:31:41,263 It's too much. 2298 01:31:41,263 --> 01:31:42,097 - No, you need the brother. 2299 01:31:42,097 --> 01:31:43,365 He's symbolic. 2300 01:31:43,365 --> 01:31:46,068 - Would you two please just mind saving this? 2301 01:31:46,068 --> 01:31:47,202 I will make this decision. 2302 01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:49,237 - All right. - All right? 2303 01:31:50,205 --> 01:31:51,940 Anytime you're ready. 2304 01:31:52,975 --> 01:31:54,743 - I love you, Shelley. 2305 01:31:54,743 --> 01:31:56,178 Give me the gun. 2306 01:31:56,178 --> 01:31:57,012 - No. 2307 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:57,846 - Give it to me. 2308 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:58,681 - You don't love me. 2309 01:31:58,681 --> 01:31:59,915 - I do. 2310 01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:02,785 - Tell me one thing that you love about me. 2311 01:32:02,785 --> 01:32:03,586 Tell me. 2312 01:32:04,653 --> 01:32:06,221 - I love your hair. 2313 01:32:08,591 --> 01:32:10,225 I love your breath. 2314 01:32:10,225 --> 01:32:12,494 Your skin, your eyes. 2315 01:32:12,494 --> 01:32:15,631 I love your smile, your touch. 2316 01:32:15,631 --> 01:32:20,535 I love the way you fall asleep at night, holding my finger. 2317 01:32:22,337 --> 01:32:23,171 Please. 2318 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:26,274 Please. 2319 01:32:28,143 --> 01:32:29,477 Give me the gun. 2320 01:32:34,116 --> 01:32:37,219 - Changed some of the lines there, Joe. 2321 01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:38,053 - I'm sorry. 2322 01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:38,887 I got a little lost. 2323 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,155 Thanks. 2324 01:32:40,155 --> 01:32:42,457 - No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 2325 01:32:42,457 --> 01:32:44,192 (man whispering) 2326 01:32:44,192 --> 01:32:45,628 - I'll just ask, of course. 2327 01:32:45,628 --> 01:32:47,796 - Well, find out. - Uh, Joe, 2328 01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:50,132 we'd like to see a, 2329 01:32:50,132 --> 01:32:51,299 something else now. 2330 01:32:51,299 --> 01:32:54,837 Something, um, a little different tone. 2331 01:32:54,837 --> 01:32:55,804 - Right now? 2332 01:32:55,804 --> 01:32:57,305 - Anything you want, Joe. 2333 01:32:57,305 --> 01:32:59,808 Um, we just want to get some idea of, uh, your range. 2334 01:32:59,808 --> 01:33:02,044 - Do you have anything, Joe? 2335 01:33:03,111 --> 01:33:05,681 (Joe exhaling) 2336 01:33:07,115 --> 01:33:08,550 - You know, Biff. 2337 01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:14,122 Sometimes I just want to rip my clothes off 2338 01:33:14,122 --> 01:33:15,924 in the middle of that store and outbox 2339 01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:18,694 that goddamn merchandise manager. 2340 01:33:20,963 --> 01:33:23,699 (dramatic music) 2341 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:30,405 I mean, I can outbox, outrun, and outlift 2342 01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:34,042 anybody in that store. 2343 01:33:36,011 --> 01:33:37,512 And still, I have to take orders 2344 01:33:37,512 --> 01:33:39,948 from those common, petty sons 2345 01:33:41,183 --> 01:33:44,586 of bitches till I can't stand it anymore. 2346 01:33:50,592 --> 01:33:54,162 See, Biff, everybody around me is so false. 2347 01:33:59,301 --> 01:34:02,037 I'm constantly lowering my ideals. 2348 01:34:06,942 --> 01:34:08,043 - Oh, my god. 2349 01:34:10,078 --> 01:34:11,914 (all clapping) 2350 01:34:11,914 --> 01:34:12,915 Ah, you see? 2351 01:34:14,049 --> 01:34:15,617 Told you my instincts were never wrong. 2352 01:34:15,617 --> 01:34:17,119 That was very good, Joe. 2353 01:34:17,119 --> 01:34:18,987 Very, very good. 2354 01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:20,022 Bravo! 2355 01:34:20,022 --> 01:34:22,590 (upbeat music) 2356 01:34:37,539 --> 01:34:40,542 - Hey, I just got a part in a movie. 2357 01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:43,145 I still can't believe it. 2358 01:34:43,145 --> 01:34:45,347 My first part in a movie. 2359 01:34:45,347 --> 01:34:46,982 - They all loved you, Joe. 2360 01:34:46,982 --> 01:34:48,283 You were so great. 2361 01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:49,217 - I was great? 2362 01:34:49,217 --> 01:34:50,685 Well, you know, you were great. 2363 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:52,788 I mean, I don't know why you're not acting in it. 2364 01:34:52,788 --> 01:34:54,456 - No, I'm not an actress, Joe. 2365 01:34:54,456 --> 01:34:56,224 I know that now. 2366 01:34:56,224 --> 01:34:59,194 - What about standing in for Madonna? 2367 01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:01,964 - Blonde, black, back to blonde. 2368 01:35:01,964 --> 01:35:04,566 My hair couldn't take it anymore. 2369 01:35:04,566 --> 01:35:07,569 - I think your hair looks great this way. 2370 01:35:07,569 --> 01:35:09,004 Yeah. 2371 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:10,939 I think it looks great. 2372 01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,379 - I wanted to do that all night. 2373 01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:21,884 - Hey, I just got a part in a movie. 2374 01:35:21,884 --> 01:35:23,585 - That's incredible. 2375 01:35:27,522 --> 01:35:29,657 - A friend of mine told me about this place. 2376 01:35:29,657 --> 01:35:32,160 You see all these waitresses? 2377 01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:34,529 They're all models, all of them. 2378 01:35:34,529 --> 01:35:36,031 High-class models. 2379 01:35:42,537 --> 01:35:44,039 - You're so sexy, Joe. 2380 01:35:44,039 --> 01:35:46,241 I want you right now. 2381 01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:48,143 - Tina, I want you too. 2382 01:35:49,644 --> 01:35:51,780 - When you said those things you loved about me, 2383 01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:53,982 it felt like you really meant it, like, you 2384 01:35:53,982 --> 01:35:56,151 were really talking to me. 2385 01:35:57,185 --> 01:35:58,753 - Oh, this is crazy. - I know. 2386 01:35:58,753 --> 01:36:01,890 - Sorry. - Let's go back to my place. 2387 01:36:01,890 --> 01:36:02,724 - No. 2388 01:36:02,724 --> 01:36:03,826 Boy, I'd really like to. 2389 01:36:03,826 --> 01:36:05,794 But- - I like you too, Joe. 2390 01:36:05,794 --> 01:36:08,130 - No, no, I mean, I got to go. 2391 01:36:08,130 --> 01:36:09,932 - You gotta go? - I'm sorry, Tina. 2392 01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:12,334 I, you going to be all right? 2393 01:36:13,735 --> 01:36:14,769 - Yeah. 2394 01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:17,439 Yeah, I'm going to be all right. 2395 01:36:20,675 --> 01:36:23,345 It's good to see you again, Joe. 2396 01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:25,247 - You too, Tina. 2397 01:36:25,247 --> 01:36:27,850 (upbeat music) 2398 01:36:45,367 --> 01:36:46,201 Mary. 2399 01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:49,804 - Joe. - I got the part. 2400 01:36:50,839 --> 01:36:52,807 - Did you? - A part in a film. 2401 01:36:52,807 --> 01:36:54,142 And there's money. 2402 01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:56,544 - Joe, Joe, that's fantastic. 2403 01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:59,414 Joe. 2404 01:36:59,414 --> 01:37:00,849 Joe. 2405 01:37:00,849 --> 01:37:03,518 Joe, do I have a sexual problem? 2406 01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:06,254 - Are you crazy? 2407 01:37:06,254 --> 01:37:07,923 - Dr. Leuter said I had a sexual problem 2408 01:37:07,923 --> 01:37:10,926 because I didn't want to hear his fantasies about me. 2409 01:37:10,926 --> 01:37:12,394 - What fantasies? 2410 01:37:12,394 --> 01:37:14,997 - He said he was a man and wondered what my breasts would 2411 01:37:14,997 --> 01:37:17,632 feel like naked in his hands. 2412 01:37:17,632 --> 01:37:18,867 - Well, I'm a man. 2413 01:37:18,867 --> 01:37:19,801 And he's going to wonder what my fist 2414 01:37:19,801 --> 01:37:22,437 feels like naked in his face. 2415 01:37:22,437 --> 01:37:25,807 - Joe, you don't think I have a sexual problem? 2416 01:37:25,807 --> 01:37:26,741 - Hell, no. 2417 01:37:28,143 --> 01:37:31,579 - But even you said I wasn't spontaneous. 2418 01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:35,017 - Well, did I? 2419 01:37:36,751 --> 01:37:38,253 Oh, come on, Mary. 2420 01:37:39,554 --> 01:37:41,156 I meant both of us. 2421 01:37:42,157 --> 01:37:43,926 - You're still attracted to me? 2422 01:37:43,926 --> 01:37:45,427 - Of course I am. 2423 01:37:45,427 --> 01:37:48,897 - We haven't made love in over two months. 2424 01:37:48,897 --> 01:37:49,731 - I know that. 2425 01:37:49,731 --> 01:37:51,066 Are you kidding? 2426 01:37:51,066 --> 01:37:53,201 I'm very aware of that. 2427 01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:55,703 Maybe you're not attracted to me. 2428 01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:57,705 - How can you say that? 2429 01:37:57,705 --> 01:37:59,707 - Maybe you're attracted to guys like your self-defense 2430 01:37:59,707 --> 01:38:02,144 teacher and his big fancy BMW. 2431 01:38:03,311 --> 01:38:06,148 - Joe, I am very attracted to you. 2432 01:38:08,016 --> 01:38:09,817 (soft music) 2433 01:38:09,817 --> 01:38:13,655 - I'm very, very, very attracted to you, Mary. 2434 01:38:15,390 --> 01:38:19,227 - I am very, very, very attracted to you, Joe. 2435 01:38:20,262 --> 01:38:22,830 (upbeat music) 2436 01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:33,608 (shirt ripping) 2437 01:38:42,985 --> 01:38:44,219 (Joe grunting) 2438 01:38:44,219 --> 01:38:45,053 (bulb shattering) 2439 01:38:45,053 --> 01:38:46,321 What are you doing? 2440 01:38:46,321 --> 01:38:47,155 Oh, God. 2441 01:38:52,027 --> 01:38:54,596 (both moaning) 2442 01:38:59,201 --> 01:39:00,268 Jesus Christ. 2443 01:39:01,636 --> 01:39:04,139 Joe, you were incredible. 2444 01:39:04,139 --> 01:39:04,973 - Me? 2445 01:39:04,973 --> 01:39:06,541 What about you? 2446 01:39:06,541 --> 01:39:07,875 You little rabbit. 2447 01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:09,711 You little sex rabbit. 2448 01:39:10,678 --> 01:39:11,746 - Carrot boy. 2449 01:39:12,747 --> 01:39:16,018 (Joe exhaling) 2450 01:39:16,018 --> 01:39:17,252 - Wow. 2451 01:39:17,252 --> 01:39:19,887 - Hey, how did you know my teacher had a BMW? 2452 01:39:19,887 --> 01:39:20,722 - Does he? 2453 01:39:21,623 --> 01:39:22,457 - Yeah. 2454 01:39:26,428 --> 01:39:28,296 - Lucky guess. 2455 01:39:28,296 --> 01:39:30,265 Sorry about the rubber. 2456 01:39:30,265 --> 01:39:32,267 You think we'll be okay? 2457 01:39:33,935 --> 01:39:35,870 - I don't know. 2458 01:39:35,870 --> 01:39:36,671 Hope so. 2459 01:39:42,744 --> 01:39:45,180 (soft music) 2460 01:40:17,245 --> 01:40:18,780 - Good morning. 2461 01:40:18,780 --> 01:40:21,449 How do you like your eggs, baby? 2462 01:40:22,584 --> 01:40:24,619 - Over easy. - All righty. 2463 01:40:24,619 --> 01:40:26,088 Over easy it is. 2464 01:40:26,088 --> 01:40:29,257 Everything is going to be easy from here on out. 2465 01:40:29,257 --> 01:40:32,594 And you know what I've decided for the wedding? 2466 01:40:32,594 --> 01:40:34,862 I go back to my real color. 2467 01:40:35,830 --> 01:40:37,065 Brunette again. 2468 01:40:37,065 --> 01:40:38,233 I haven't been a brunette in years. 2469 01:40:38,233 --> 01:40:40,068 I don't know how long. 2470 01:40:41,869 --> 01:40:44,005 That's the real me anyway. 2471 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:48,410 And who more would you want than the real me? 2472 01:40:48,410 --> 01:40:50,512 Nothing more than just absolutely me. 2473 01:40:50,512 --> 01:40:52,247 I feel so comfortable with you. 2474 01:40:52,247 --> 01:40:54,849 I'm so excited about this. 2475 01:40:54,849 --> 01:40:57,219 (soft music) 2476 01:41:26,348 --> 01:41:27,549 - Buddy. 2477 01:41:27,549 --> 01:41:32,554 (soft music) (singer vocalizing) 2478 01:42:00,315 --> 01:42:03,285 (upbeat jazz music)